Gmail ad bar: Dog DNA Mixed Breed Test Easy to Use Dog DNA Swab Kit - Makes a great gift for your dog.

How would a dog appreciate this in any way? Either they are confused about the definition of the word "gift" or about the word "dog."
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And, y'know, Pandemic 2 isn't really that fun as a game except that effing Madagascar is everyone's white whale.


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1. Dreams so odd that, were one not sick, might be grounds for serious consideration of one's psychiatric state.**
2. Sleeping becomes one's main hobby.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

** Mine was a very cinematic tale involving:

• an intrepid 40s era flight attendant
  
• a mad scientist who lost a harmonica, a small white purse, 3 hairpins, and a 30s era sing-along kit, and was ( Read more... )

Today's excitement:

• crossing the street
  
• trying to determine which of the eleventy billion nasal sprays to purchase so as to alleviate head congestion and (hopefully) avoid getting an ear infection or something and realizing that, given my level of wooziness and the fact that crossing the street hadn't been such a hot idea, I was pretty much in way ( Read more... )

Because, despite what you may have heard, a fever of 103 is absolutely no fun at all. Bleh.

I have started taking my honey and lemon juice like a good girl ( Read more... )

I got a can of butane to refill the lighter I found at the march. I am slick. Except that the lighter sends a veritable column of flame shooting into the air. Hmm. I am not allowed to light anyone's cigarette...ever ( Read more... )

Thanks mslove.


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Marlowe is the most photogenic dog I've ever seen.

Remember when we used to joke about this crap? About how there was a certain unoriginal formula to a lot of this numetal? Proof positive that Nickleback is the color that fills my nightmares ( Read more... )

My half-assed attempt to recreate my favorite-for-now dish from Teaism was not quite on the money. This, I feel, is shocking given how I used the entire half of my ass in the attempt. Or, to put it another way, entirely to be exptected since I had basmati rice instead of sticky rice and I didn't sprinkle toasted sesame seeds all over the rice and ( Read more... )