how can I do this without losing an eyebrow?
I got a can of butane to refill the lighter I found at the march. I am slick. Except that the lighter sends a veritable column of flame shooting into the air. Hmm. I am not allowed to light anyone's cigarette...ever.
Day two at home. My car will cost less to tune up than I'd feared. Still, 300 bucks isn't exactly something to sneeze at.
Feeling a little crazed from being cooped up in the apartment. And still kinda sick. But I got on the bike to go down to the P.O. to see what the package slip was for and it was the body jewelry, which had come all the way from Thailand, only to be not what I ordered. So I sent that back today.
I'm rereading The Witch of Blackbird Pond for the zillionth time. There's something comforting about being able to crack open a children's book when you're feeling crappy.
If I were a stone, I would be: soapstone
If I were a tree, I would be: maple
If I were a bird, I would be: a red-winged blackbird
If I were a machine, I would be: a palm sander
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver with changeable heads
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: honeysuckle
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a sun-shower
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a siren
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a six-string guitar
If I were an animal, I would be a: dog
If I were a color, I would be: burnt orange
If I were an emotion, I would be: giddiness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Japanese eggplant
If I were a sound, I would be: a thunderclap
If I were an Element, I would be: Wind
If I were a car, I would be: a Dodge Dart Stinger
If I were a song, I would be: Liz Phair - Stratford-on-Guy
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: Robin McKinley
If I were a movie, I would be: Run Lola Run
If I were a food, I would be: golden pineapple
If I were a place, I would be: Napoleon House
If I were a material, I would be: soft, sheerish, rumpled cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a religion, I would be: Quaker
If I were a word, I would be: convivant
If I were an object, I would be: an earthen planter
If I were a body part I would be: an index finger
If I were a facial expression I would be: a megawatt smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Barbara Gordon
If I were a shape I would be: octagon
If I were a number I would be: 8
If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 4 PM
If I were a direction I would be: west
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an umbrella stand
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Edith Wharton
If I were a liquid I would be: raspberry limeade
If I were a method of death I would be: spontaneous combustion
Day two at home. My car will cost less to tune up than I'd feared. Still, 300 bucks isn't exactly something to sneeze at.
Feeling a little crazed from being cooped up in the apartment. And still kinda sick. But I got on the bike to go down to the P.O. to see what the package slip was for and it was the body jewelry, which had come all the way from Thailand, only to be not what I ordered. So I sent that back today.
I'm rereading The Witch of Blackbird Pond for the zillionth time. There's something comforting about being able to crack open a children's book when you're feeling crappy.
If I were a stone, I would be: soapstone
If I were a tree, I would be: maple
If I were a bird, I would be: a red-winged blackbird
If I were a machine, I would be: a palm sander
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver with changeable heads
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: honeysuckle
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a sun-shower
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a siren
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a six-string guitar
If I were an animal, I would be a: dog
If I were a color, I would be: burnt orange
If I were an emotion, I would be: giddiness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Japanese eggplant
If I were a sound, I would be: a thunderclap
If I were an Element, I would be: Wind
If I were a car, I would be: a Dodge Dart Stinger
If I were a song, I would be: Liz Phair - Stratford-on-Guy
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: Robin McKinley
If I were a movie, I would be: Run Lola Run
If I were a food, I would be: golden pineapple
If I were a place, I would be: Napoleon House
If I were a material, I would be: soft, sheerish, rumpled cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a religion, I would be: Quaker
If I were a word, I would be: convivant
If I were an object, I would be: an earthen planter
If I were a body part I would be: an index finger
If I were a facial expression I would be: a megawatt smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Barbara Gordon
If I were a shape I would be: octagon
If I were a number I would be: 8
If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 4 PM
If I were a direction I would be: west
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an umbrella stand
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Edith Wharton
If I were a liquid I would be: raspberry limeade
If I were a method of death I would be: spontaneous combustion