I keep checking my watch....
.. but y'know, somehow my heterosexual marriage (19 years and counting!) is still here. Still valid.
And now all our LGBT friends across the United States can join in on the fun. I hope all of today's newlyweds have years and years of wedded bliss. My heart goes out to those who are 50, 60, 70 years old and have waited so long to marry the person they love. Y'all are just adorable. Your eyes and smiles light up the whole world.
Happy Pride weekend to everyone who's celebrating out there. The rest of y'all ... please take a few minutes to sit quietly and really think about things, okay? Please?
And now all our LGBT friends across the United States can join in on the fun. I hope all of today's newlyweds have years and years of wedded bliss. My heart goes out to those who are 50, 60, 70 years old and have waited so long to marry the person they love. Y'all are just adorable. Your eyes and smiles light up the whole world.
Happy Pride weekend to everyone who's celebrating out there. The rest of y'all ... please take a few minutes to sit quietly and really think about things, okay? Please?