[What looks like a fail lock but isn't a fail lock? Shinji being an ass.]

[failsatmastery]

Ryudo, I put the phone down after two minutes and when I came back you were in the middle of describing an elaborate sexual fantasy.

Just get a tape recorder, it'll last longer. I barely even know who Kaito is.

((There was no phone call whatsoever, Shinji's just kind of a dick who has correctly surmised that Issei ~really likes~ one Kuroba Kaito

Comments

[material_guy]

Why didn't you get a tape recorder?

[failsatmastery]

I don't like men. Why should I?

[material_guy]

'cause you also don't like him.

[failsatmastery]

Are you implying that I would stoop to blackmail?

[herrglimmerous]

Doesn't really sound like the Herr Ryudo I spoke to.

[failsatmastery]

Always the quiet ones.

[herrglimmerous]

About 50% of the time.

[failsatmastery]

That's not much of a definition of 'always'.

[pimpcoats]

... Shinji, what the hell.

[failsatmastery]

It's the kind of thing he'd do, don't italics at me like that.

[pimpcoats]

I'm "italics at you" because I'm pretty sure that was an accident and didn't need to be shared with the community.

[failsatmastery]

I didn't record it, so this was the next best thing.

Heeee.

[failsatmastery]

Sorry that you had to see this.

[failsatmastery]

[Lyiiiing.] I wouldn't like it much if a man was fantasizing about me, why would I wish something like that on you?

/late like a late thing, shhhh

[notahandbag]

Christ you are a dick.

'Salright.

[failsatmastery]

No one here can take a joke.

[notahandbag]

Hey, after so long of being called gayer than a handbag full of rainbows, it takes a really unfunny joke to piss me off. But you're ten for ten. You're an impressive one.

[failsatmastery]

I'm not the one who started the 'make Ryudo less of a target' campaign. Have you complained to the person bringing him to a strip club yet?