[What looks like a fail lock but isn't a fail lock? Shinji being an ass.]

[failsatmastery]

Ryudo, I put the phone down after two minutes and when I came back you were in the middle of describing an elaborate sexual fantasy.

Just get a tape recorder, it'll last longer. I barely even know who Kaito is.

((There was no phone call whatsoever, Shinji's just kind of a dick who has correctly surmised that Issei ~really likes~ one Kuroba Kaito

Comments

[pimpcoats]

... Shinji, what the hell.

[failsatmastery]

It's the kind of thing he'd do, don't italics at me like that.

[pimpcoats]

I'm "italics at you" because I'm pretty sure that was an accident and didn't need to be shared with the community.

[failsatmastery]

I didn't record it, so this was the next best thing.

[pimpcoats]

Yes, because I'm sure he would want to be humiliated publicly.

[failsatmastery]

There's a campaign for getting him used to these things so he's not such an easy target. If you look at it that way, I'm helping.

[pimpcoats]

I suppose in a sense, but I would think you would at least try something not so drastic?

[failsatmastery]

I'm not the one bringing him to a strip club.

[pimpcoats]

........

Point.

[failsatmastery]

I have standards.

[stripping]

You actually know this person? My condolences.

[pimpcoats]

Yes, actually, we've talked on occasion.

That ... what he described really didn't happen, did it?

[stripping]

I didn't call him. He's just a rude person with no real joy in his life.

[pimpcoats]

For some reason, I'm honestly not surprised he would do something like this.

[stripping]

You're a brave person to continue to try to talk to him.

[pimpcoats]

When he's not acting like ... this, he's not that bad, really. It just takes some time getting used to.