[What looks like a fail lock but isn't a fail lock? Shinji being an ass.]

[failsatmastery]

Ryudo, I put the phone down after two minutes and when I came back you were in the middle of describing an elaborate sexual fantasy.

Just get a tape recorder, it'll last longer. I barely even know who Kaito is.

((There was no phone call whatsoever, Shinji's just kind of a dick who has correctly surmised that Issei ~really likes~ one Kuroba Kaito

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[herrglimmerous]

Doesn't really sound like the Herr Ryudo I spoke to.

[failsatmastery]

Always the quiet ones.

[herrglimmerous]

About 50% of the time.

[failsatmastery]

That's not much of a definition of 'always'.

[herrglimmerous]

Sometimes the quiet ones are just the quiet ones, Ja?

[failsatmastery]

I guess so, but they're not as fun.

[herrglimmerous]

But Issei has spirit, doesn't he...he's fun to get a rise out of.

[failsatmastery]

Hence the post.

[herrglimmerous]

It seems he really does need a bit of help.

[failsatmastery]

How's the planning for the strip clubs going?

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[herrglimmerous]

It's up in the air, I have to wonder if he'll still date me. It'll be difficult if his mood is bad.

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[failsatmastery]

Considering that I get the notification for every comment on this post and he just said he's not ever having sex again, it might not happen.

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[herrglimmerous]

Nicht gut. I don't think he thought of my proposal as a date, or rather he told me not to call it a date, but I'm an optimistic guy.

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[failsatmastery]

You might want to lower your hopes just a bit.

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[herrglimmerous]

That would be like lowering my standards, don't you think?

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[failsatmastery]

Only if you think of it that way.