SPREAD EM
After being a girl again from my penis episode I gots myself treated by the ladies at Club Mary to a frontal vagaina thrust ice cream sundae and some new skirts!!!! Those ladies know how to treat their customers, specially after you spend over 5,000 chedda in one night to motorboat all them titties. MMMMM HHHEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! holla.
So after getting a blue and matching pink saran wrap skirt I being getting set for my last classes of this semester. So far this girls got a 4.0 with the help of pulling a few strings. And by strings I mean dicks. And by dicks I mean professor Vagina's soft and slippery vagina lips and the dean's regretful but still yearning fanny hole. OH NO I DINT BOOOOOOTY CALLLLL!!!!! NIGGAZ <3
Latino Rocket came back today, she was found in the dumpster outside my apt, apparently she was living there with her family to cut down on costs or something. Latino's are born in garbage so that wop was dirtified in all her crevaces. After cleaning every inch of her body with my tongue, every inch, we went out to eat. HOLLA. After cheersing in Sally Huangs dead titties memory (god I miss those pink pillows) we ran out on the bill and stabbed the motherfucker who I found out afterwords was just asking me for directions. I took his wallet for good measure and wiped his memory clean with a good feces spread on his eye lids. RAISE THE ROOF.
Wish me luck on my tests.
I hate fags.
So after getting a blue and matching pink saran wrap skirt I being getting set for my last classes of this semester. So far this girls got a 4.0 with the help of pulling a few strings. And by strings I mean dicks. And by dicks I mean professor Vagina's soft and slippery vagina lips and the dean's regretful but still yearning fanny hole. OH NO I DINT BOOOOOOTY CALLLLL!!!!! NIGGAZ <3
Latino Rocket came back today, she was found in the dumpster outside my apt, apparently she was living there with her family to cut down on costs or something. Latino's are born in garbage so that wop was dirtified in all her crevaces. After cleaning every inch of her body with my tongue, every inch, we went out to eat. HOLLA. After cheersing in Sally Huangs dead titties memory (god I miss those pink pillows) we ran out on the bill and stabbed the motherfucker who I found out afterwords was just asking me for directions. I took his wallet for good measure and wiped his memory clean with a good feces spread on his eye lids. RAISE THE ROOF.
Wish me luck on my tests.
I hate fags.