Cina-Bon JIZZ ALL UP IN HERE
Apparently them elephant stereoids got themselves a side effect and cause me to grow a temporary yet still arousing penus. Which has been leading me to ask, What am I?
This new found penus has obviously led to me exploring my new body, particularly rubbing my tits and boner at the same time. Thats one hell of a slippery ride RAISE THE ROOF!!!! My dick be raising my pants all over, which is especially a big deal and when I say big I mean this sucka be bigga than any other I ever encountered (that includes in the face, being slapped with, and in the pink/stink....they've pretty much become one) and when I say pants, I mean saran wrap skirt. It chafes and rubs and squeaks all over my wrap which gets me all the attention a humble hooker could ever ask for.
I've been taking advantage of my dick by going to class in Missus Vagina's woman empowering bullshit lecture and dressing like I be a guy, a guy I'd fuck any day of the week, and have in the mirror every morning. My mirror is all stainy, I can't even see my pretty titties anymore. But I digress, holla, Nicole as a guy (thats me niggas!!!) is going by the name Nepal and getting that sensitive nigger act of the lonely loser guy in pussy woman class. New Girl be all up in my guy grill.
By the way, although this is 10 months after my coma, they postponed classes at me college for me cause I'm a godamn fucking celebrity here and the dean owes me a few sweaty favors if you catch my sexually dirty drift. Speaking of dirty drifts I just pretty much shit out half an african on my way out of the dining hall. When you got to go you got to let the browns out and these were pretty brown, maybe it was the remains of that dead baby in my uterus, whatever. MMMM HHEEEYYYY! I be getting all sorts o stares from these PC niggers and goddamn students who acting like they aint shit before, PLEASE NIGGER MY ASS WAS POUNDING AND NEEDED RELEASE!!!!
GIRL, after getting New Girls numbah from playing my game as Nepal, I went up to Missussss Vagina and spanked her supple rump which was curiously firm and bumpy at the same time. I'm thinking she stuffs. After a visit to her ass my hands said hello to her tits and my mouth made a quick stop to her brown crusty lips. She kissed me like nobody's kissed me before, I feel like such a giddy school girl with her first experience of being raped. Priceless and unforgettable *sigh* All this taking place after her retarded lesson on sexual harrassment mind you, its cool, I'm a guy now.
She gave me her digits too.
Walking back home in my pink hot pants and shirt with spray painted titties on it, perfect guy attire, I smoked some shit with Mexicana, my new disgusting roomie of ethnicity, whatev as a long as shes paying full rent with a quick threat of a shiv in her liver its cool with me. MMMM HHEEEYYYYYY! New Girl gave me a call and was all hot and sticky from the sound of her voice, plus my phone was sticky with cini-bon jizz on it, she told me that her vagina was walking over to meet me, Nepal, and get down and dirty. In reality she be saying she say that she wanting some sort of relationship and a nice respectable date. As long as my new dick can get slipped all over her ample frame then Nepal is everything she be needing and more. BOOTY CALL!!!
Nigga be lying if that girl don't give it up on the first date. We be slapping titties all night and she still don't know twas my petit girl bones all up in her till my dick upright dissaperrrred on me. Whatev, I can get down dirty on this girl girl action and Imma thinking that my throbbing dick actually be an enlarged elephant sterioid enduced clitoris. HOLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!! SHE BE SCREAMING NICOLE NOW NIGGERSSS!!!
After my jungle juice got served to everyone in the room, Mexicana was videotaping, she got a pretty full cup, New Girl left quickly while I whipped out my proffesional porno poses to give her a taste of what she'd be missing later on cause this fucking frieght train rides all fucking night niggggggaaasss!! And when I say freight train I mean goddamn SUPER CRUISE!!! pushing on through the rapid white waters of lust and pain. Pain in particular. ho, Ho, HO, HOLLAA!
I know that twat be calling me soon, I got her convinced that my vadge is the best badge she can wear. Now that I discovered I can fool unspecting niggas into having sex with me as a man I be getting back at all the haters and spreading the std's like all yall never seen!! BOOYAH!!! I be sleeping with them straight girlies and them gay niggas to spread my wealth, Don't worry, Latino Rockets got herself some spanish black magic or what not.
Where be that bitch to cure my std's? Whatever, I can always get the lovable chinks at Sideways Putang club to heal my hole.
This new found penus has obviously led to me exploring my new body, particularly rubbing my tits and boner at the same time. Thats one hell of a slippery ride RAISE THE ROOF!!!! My dick be raising my pants all over, which is especially a big deal and when I say big I mean this sucka be bigga than any other I ever encountered (that includes in the face, being slapped with, and in the pink/stink....they've pretty much become one) and when I say pants, I mean saran wrap skirt. It chafes and rubs and squeaks all over my wrap which gets me all the attention a humble hooker could ever ask for.
I've been taking advantage of my dick by going to class in Missus Vagina's woman empowering bullshit lecture and dressing like I be a guy, a guy I'd fuck any day of the week, and have in the mirror every morning. My mirror is all stainy, I can't even see my pretty titties anymore. But I digress, holla, Nicole as a guy (thats me niggas!!!) is going by the name Nepal and getting that sensitive nigger act of the lonely loser guy in pussy woman class. New Girl be all up in my guy grill.
By the way, although this is 10 months after my coma, they postponed classes at me college for me cause I'm a godamn fucking celebrity here and the dean owes me a few sweaty favors if you catch my sexually dirty drift. Speaking of dirty drifts I just pretty much shit out half an african on my way out of the dining hall. When you got to go you got to let the browns out and these were pretty brown, maybe it was the remains of that dead baby in my uterus, whatever. MMMM HHEEEYYYY! I be getting all sorts o stares from these PC niggers and goddamn students who acting like they aint shit before, PLEASE NIGGER MY ASS WAS POUNDING AND NEEDED RELEASE!!!!
GIRL, after getting New Girls numbah from playing my game as Nepal, I went up to Missussss Vagina and spanked her supple rump which was curiously firm and bumpy at the same time. I'm thinking she stuffs. After a visit to her ass my hands said hello to her tits and my mouth made a quick stop to her brown crusty lips. She kissed me like nobody's kissed me before, I feel like such a giddy school girl with her first experience of being raped. Priceless and unforgettable *sigh* All this taking place after her retarded lesson on sexual harrassment mind you, its cool, I'm a guy now.
She gave me her digits too.
Walking back home in my pink hot pants and shirt with spray painted titties on it, perfect guy attire, I smoked some shit with Mexicana, my new disgusting roomie of ethnicity, whatev as a long as shes paying full rent with a quick threat of a shiv in her liver its cool with me. MMMM HHEEEYYYYYY! New Girl gave me a call and was all hot and sticky from the sound of her voice, plus my phone was sticky with cini-bon jizz on it, she told me that her vagina was walking over to meet me, Nepal, and get down and dirty. In reality she be saying she say that she wanting some sort of relationship and a nice respectable date. As long as my new dick can get slipped all over her ample frame then Nepal is everything she be needing and more. BOOTY CALL!!!
Nigga be lying if that girl don't give it up on the first date. We be slapping titties all night and she still don't know twas my petit girl bones all up in her till my dick upright dissaperrrred on me. Whatev, I can get down dirty on this girl girl action and Imma thinking that my throbbing dick actually be an enlarged elephant sterioid enduced clitoris. HOLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!! SHE BE SCREAMING NICOLE NOW NIGGERSSS!!!
After my jungle juice got served to everyone in the room, Mexicana was videotaping, she got a pretty full cup, New Girl left quickly while I whipped out my proffesional porno poses to give her a taste of what she'd be missing later on cause this fucking frieght train rides all fucking night niggggggaaasss!! And when I say freight train I mean goddamn SUPER CRUISE!!! pushing on through the rapid white waters of lust and pain. Pain in particular. ho, Ho, HO, HOLLAA!
I know that twat be calling me soon, I got her convinced that my vadge is the best badge she can wear. Now that I discovered I can fool unspecting niggas into having sex with me as a man I be getting back at all the haters and spreading the std's like all yall never seen!! BOOYAH!!! I be sleeping with them straight girlies and them gay niggas to spread my wealth, Don't worry, Latino Rockets got herself some spanish black magic or what not.
Where be that bitch to cure my std's? Whatever, I can always get the lovable chinks at Sideways Putang club to heal my hole.