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After a ten day binge of chewing on cocaine rocks and using elephant steriods to soften my stools this girl got herself mixed up into a coma. HOLLA
And while in this 10 month wet dream sleep I got myself into a deep relationship and even had myself pregnant, again. While I know my vagina is right and tight even after all those years of loose and sweaty partying, its not made for a baby. Doctors be telling me that while I was retarded my vagina was still in work so I crushed that little niggas head right in between my moist hairless gash. REPRESENT! I don't know what color it was, but my gooch is looking kinda brown. GIRL HOLLA
Speaking of juice, I feel my titties got bigger.
And I woke up today, on 4/20 can I get a what!? HOLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!
Now I know what you filthy wop loving niggers are thinking, and no goddamn jew is gonna take my tradition of smoking weed laced with fear away from me! So when I rolled out of the hospital without paying on my new decked out wheelchair all the while with no clothes on, I popped wheelies on my ride home flopping my tits on the side of the road for the occasional cheap whistle. The 5 dollazz I made got myself esteem back when my lonely mind could only think of the Latino Rockets barren cooter and how she'd scream in pain when I drown her mouth with my enlarged breasts.
Some niggas asked me to join their game, and I goes "nah girl I got too much skilllzzzz" and kept wheeling my fine ass. They see me rolling, they hating. Niggers be looking like:
Rolling home naked with my mind on my ethnic booty I musta started rolling with the wrong crowd cause some filthy thieving dark children start talking to me like we be friends. I said to them I said "You shit covered monkies better push my fine ass titties home" and they did! MMMM HEEEYYY. Maybe it was the suggestive finger sucking or the fact that I was naked but I think they thought they'd get a piece of my untouched virgin soil. NO DARKEES! I gave them a handshake that was rubbed with my 100% drug free ass while they weren't looking and holla'd at my home girl and neighbor Dicknose to let me into my apt. After a quick feel-up by the both of us I wheeled into my apt to find that the Latino Rocket was replaced with some Mexican. That drag-queen-pubic-hair-dirt woman is my new roomate. She looks like this.
Not bad.
So we smoked weed and talked about our favorite drugs, though I was just speculating on what I might like cause I aint do drugs, shoot, and waited for my LR to put some ass on my tits.