Saturday Night
MMMMHEEEYYYY
Last saturday night I got my 25th abortion. Where was I all these days before that, sorry niggas, I was triping on some bad LSD and shrooms and the Sideways Putang Crew gave me a funkadelic recovery that lasted months. Those chinks really know how to show a girl a good time, I wanted something exoctic and lets just say I came back with a clear head, a living piece of shit in my fine uterus, and several STD's. How the hell did I get preggo?
FUCK.
Whatevs, after stealing money from Dicknoses supposed "secret" money stash (she hides it between her balls and asshole, it was easy to get to) I treated myself to a good old fashioned babykilling. Dig it?
After smoking 5 bowls and eating 6 bags and 18 blunts, I got out last week to the opening of a new club which tended to my kind of crowd....GUYS. This was the long ass line, it felt like I was waiting for some goddamn diploma or something. I was so out of place, my fanny was being totally pounded so I just took a shit on the sidewalk.
One after one, I could feel my clothing (which consisted of my famous saran wrap skirt and I was feeling adventurous so my boobies were supported with no top and my trendy lezbo birkenstocks. I felt a little overdressed) being torn to shreds from the countless pentrations I encountered. I suspect my presence had something to do with the boners. I brought Latino Rocket along who thought it would be only natural to ride in on an elephant naked, naturally.
We made some ugly broad with a craving for vagina in the face to clean up after us, and the elephant.
She was willing to do anything, Anything to get our digits. Course we were too busy tossing them highly valuble numbahs out to everyone else. RAISE THE ROOF BOOTY CALL!!!
Apparently its summer now, I thought I had finals to deal with. At this rate I'll be in school forever. As long as I got my party life and drugs and plenty of women and tits on the side I's be all giggly in vagina.
Last saturday night I got my 25th abortion. Where was I all these days before that, sorry niggas, I was triping on some bad LSD and shrooms and the Sideways Putang Crew gave me a funkadelic recovery that lasted months. Those chinks really know how to show a girl a good time, I wanted something exoctic and lets just say I came back with a clear head, a living piece of shit in my fine uterus, and several STD's. How the hell did I get preggo?
FUCK.
Whatevs, after stealing money from Dicknoses supposed "secret" money stash (she hides it between her balls and asshole, it was easy to get to) I treated myself to a good old fashioned babykilling. Dig it?
After smoking 5 bowls and eating 6 bags and 18 blunts, I got out last week to the opening of a new club which tended to my kind of crowd....GUYS. This was the long ass line, it felt like I was waiting for some goddamn diploma or something. I was so out of place, my fanny was being totally pounded so I just took a shit on the sidewalk.
One after one, I could feel my clothing (which consisted of my famous saran wrap skirt and I was feeling adventurous so my boobies were supported with no top and my trendy lezbo birkenstocks. I felt a little overdressed) being torn to shreds from the countless pentrations I encountered. I suspect my presence had something to do with the boners. I brought Latino Rocket along who thought it would be only natural to ride in on an elephant naked, naturally.
We made some ugly broad with a craving for vagina in the face to clean up after us, and the elephant.
She was willing to do anything, Anything to get our digits. Course we were too busy tossing them highly valuble numbahs out to everyone else. RAISE THE ROOF BOOTY CALL!!!
Apparently its summer now, I thought I had finals to deal with. At this rate I'll be in school forever. As long as I got my party life and drugs and plenty of women and tits on the side I's be all giggly in vagina.