Stolen from Nattycat..........
1. Why are you doing this?
I am procrastinating on cleaning and doing laundry and this is helping me out with that task.
2. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers?
Yah I do remember a show where they were locked in the basement and it was filling up with water or something. I am not too sure though.
3. Do you love me?
If you are Joe then yes I do love you. Well, there are a few exceptions to that rule too. I will let you know when I know who you are.
4. Does catnip really make you high?
I am going to have to get some of that and try it out for myself.
5. What is a sexy, sexy song?
Hey yah by Outkast because I get to shake my butt a lot.
6. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better?
Whipped cream is sooooooooo much fun and less messy.
7. How often do you post in your LiveJournal?
Not so much but I am new here too so I never get notes.
8. Who are the top 5 people you'd punch in the face if you saw them on the street?
a. my ex step-dad
b. Norine Skaggs
c. Carrot Top
d. Wayne the Train (ex boyfriend from hell)
e. Britney Spears
9. Ever swallow a bug?
I am sure I have but I wasn't awake for it so I don't want to say I did it or think about it.
10. Do you believe the road to excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom?
No, it leads to the Poor House.
11. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. True or False?
True. There are a lot of evil forces in the world that you have work past to get to where you want to be.
12. Best Beastie Boys song?
Brass Monkey! That Funky Monkey!
13. Would you rather have a pet squirrel or a pet deer?
A squirrel, they are cunning and fast, they would be a good protector and entertaining.
14. Would you hire a chauffer if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time?
If I had that kind of money, I would be driving a Porshe and I wouldn't let anyone else drive it.
15. Do you prefer diners or fast food?
Diners are where it is at for me. I just like the atmosphere there and I cannot stand the smell of fast food places for the most part.
16. Do you like pina coladas?
Doesn't everyone like pina coladas?
17. Do you like peas?
Yes, I am weird. I love peas.
18. Whatever happened to Master P?
He realized he wasn't as "'bout it, 'bout it" as he thought he was and went away all ashamed and embarrassed.
19. Whatever happened to the Lils?
Who???? Did I miss a meeting or something here???
20. Do you have a driver's license?
Yes I do and no car, go figure. I need a car again!
21. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'?
Is this a real word used by real people?
22. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros?
Sounds like a new trendy country band or something? I don't care how to say their name as long as I don't ever hear their music.
23. Didnt Not Another Teen Movie suck?
I have yet to see that one and hopefully I never will see it.
24. Ever read any Nietzsche?
Of course, I am one of those smart girls.
25. Do you like waterslides?
not really
26. Do you like tacos?
Yes, they are amazing but only when they are homemade. I never eat tacos from a restaurant.
27. Do you like your food spicy?
I like lots of things spicy.
28. Spicy meatballs?
Sure thing.
29. Do you like porn?
It can be entertaining if it is reallllllllly cheesy.
30. Is God in the TV?
Only on the evangalists channel or the tweaker preachers late at night.
31. Have you ever made your own porn?
Hmmmmmmm, I am not sure what was exactly taped by my ex boyfriend but I think so. Well, it was just us and a blindfold and stuff, yah heehee.
32. Do you want to destroy my sweater?
Not unless it is one of those old women sweaters with the really cheesy floral designs on it.
33. Are you gangsta?
You know it dawg!
34. Have you ever seen The Brady Bunch Movie?
Not even, thankyouverymuch.
35. Can you name all the members of the Beatles?
John, Paul, Ringo and George. Yah! Love them!
37. Ever written a thesis?
Going to have to do that this semester, fun stuff.
38. WHat did you have for lunch today?
water because it was all I could keep down, dinner was better though, turkey dinner from Cozy Diner.
39. Dont you hate when you see people you know when you are wearing your pajamas at the convience store?
No actually because I think I am still cute in my pajamas. I get embarrassed when i am not wearing any make-up or my hair looks like crap though.
40. Is vomiting fun?
Sometimes, hey, I am bulimic, sue me.
I am procrastinating on cleaning and doing laundry and this is helping me out with that task.
2. Have you ever watched Perfect Strangers?
Yah I do remember a show where they were locked in the basement and it was filling up with water or something. I am not too sure though.
3. Do you love me?
If you are Joe then yes I do love you. Well, there are a few exceptions to that rule too. I will let you know when I know who you are.
4. Does catnip really make you high?
I am going to have to get some of that and try it out for myself.
5. What is a sexy, sexy song?
Hey yah by Outkast because I get to shake my butt a lot.
6. Do you like whipped cream or chocolate syrup better?
Whipped cream is sooooooooo much fun and less messy.
7. How often do you post in your LiveJournal?
Not so much but I am new here too so I never get notes.
8. Who are the top 5 people you'd punch in the face if you saw them on the street?
a. my ex step-dad
b. Norine Skaggs
c. Carrot Top
d. Wayne the Train (ex boyfriend from hell)
e. Britney Spears
9. Ever swallow a bug?
I am sure I have but I wasn't awake for it so I don't want to say I did it or think about it.
10. Do you believe the road to excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom?
No, it leads to the Poor House.
11. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. True or False?
True. There are a lot of evil forces in the world that you have work past to get to where you want to be.
12. Best Beastie Boys song?
Brass Monkey! That Funky Monkey!
13. Would you rather have a pet squirrel or a pet deer?
A squirrel, they are cunning and fast, they would be a good protector and entertaining.
14. Would you hire a chauffer if you had the money to have someone drive you around all the time?
If I had that kind of money, I would be driving a Porshe and I wouldn't let anyone else drive it.
15. Do you prefer diners or fast food?
Diners are where it is at for me. I just like the atmosphere there and I cannot stand the smell of fast food places for the most part.
16. Do you like pina coladas?
Doesn't everyone like pina coladas?
17. Do you like peas?
Yes, I am weird. I love peas.
18. Whatever happened to Master P?
He realized he wasn't as "'bout it, 'bout it" as he thought he was and went away all ashamed and embarrassed.
19. Whatever happened to the Lils?
Who???? Did I miss a meeting or something here???
20. Do you have a driver's license?
Yes I do and no car, go figure. I need a car again!
21. Have you ever been called a 'fuckass'?
Is this a real word used by real people?
22. How the hell do you pronounce the name of that band Sigur Ros?
Sounds like a new trendy country band or something? I don't care how to say their name as long as I don't ever hear their music.
23. Didnt Not Another Teen Movie suck?
I have yet to see that one and hopefully I never will see it.
24. Ever read any Nietzsche?
Of course, I am one of those smart girls.
25. Do you like waterslides?
not really
26. Do you like tacos?
Yes, they are amazing but only when they are homemade. I never eat tacos from a restaurant.
27. Do you like your food spicy?
I like lots of things spicy.
28. Spicy meatballs?
Sure thing.
29. Do you like porn?
It can be entertaining if it is reallllllllly cheesy.
30. Is God in the TV?
Only on the evangalists channel or the tweaker preachers late at night.
31. Have you ever made your own porn?
Hmmmmmmm, I am not sure what was exactly taped by my ex boyfriend but I think so. Well, it was just us and a blindfold and stuff, yah heehee.
32. Do you want to destroy my sweater?
Not unless it is one of those old women sweaters with the really cheesy floral designs on it.
33. Are you gangsta?
You know it dawg!
34. Have you ever seen The Brady Bunch Movie?
Not even, thankyouverymuch.
35. Can you name all the members of the Beatles?
John, Paul, Ringo and George. Yah! Love them!
37. Ever written a thesis?
Going to have to do that this semester, fun stuff.
38. WHat did you have for lunch today?
water because it was all I could keep down, dinner was better though, turkey dinner from Cozy Diner.
39. Dont you hate when you see people you know when you are wearing your pajamas at the convience store?
No actually because I think I am still cute in my pajamas. I get embarrassed when i am not wearing any make-up or my hair looks like crap though.
40. Is vomiting fun?
Sometimes, hey, I am bulimic, sue me.