itemize your list and then call the ventriloquist
LAST UPDATE 11/1/2013
new masterlist here: http://ezyl.jottit.com
an abridged history:
a lost cause since the beginning. spoke some Greek mythology, but dropped out of the lingo. played some gravity-defying tennis, but didn't make the varsity team. drooled over several jpop idols, but their beauty was too profound. dabbled briefly in alchemy & set out to find some more opportunities to write( -tebayo). landed within the realms of the anthropomorphic and vaguely homoerotic nation-states. returned to the old country for some serious manga business, as well as fraternization with the mafia. nowadays, you may locate me near the basketball courts.
(suppose that it's all in good fun, of course.)
>>
this is version 3.0.2! fic will more often than not link to pillowcased, but may also go to fic challenge comms and exchanges. older stories at the bottom, newer stuff at the top. currently also updating animanga fic on ffnet and ao3. ficcage from circa 2008 is not listed here, because i refuse to acknowledge its sordid existence.
...this steamy symbol -> ♨ indicates that there is porn. no joke.
~
AXIS POWERS HETALIA
oneshot
themiddlegrounds. pg-15, hungaryprussiaustria, 1466
Is there no place we can meet?
Don't You See? You Belong With Heartbreaker-chan. pg, prussiamerica, 1500
Revenge is a dish that we do not serve at this restaurant.
And yet the heart sings. pg, giripan, 1645
There are stars in the garden.
you are my mister bulletproof. pg-15, hollandspain, 2300
And the catch is, "I am never going to let you down."
accompanying fanmix!
come happy, come prepared. r, turkeygreece, 2000
You can even come without your underwear.
softly treading softly. no (real) rating, belahungary, 1500
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
To the well-organized mind. pg gen, prussiaustria, 1600
I'm just another face in your chapel hall.
like a burst of flavor in your mouth. pg-15, giripan, 2100
just wait until the clouds fall out of the sky.
singing from a mile across the skies. pg-15, chinamerica, 2872
Believe in nothing.
for when there is nowhere left to go. r, giripan, 1510
the place in the middle of the street where the contract ends and your life begins.
i'm riding on a one-horse sleigh. pg-13. belarussia, 1170
and wherever you go, i'll be there at christmastime.
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
oneshot
The Loner's Lofty Lovesong; pg-13, roy hughes ed (some royai), 1266
Eighty meters of oxygen go by fast.
Rooftops; pg, paninya/ed, 350
It's the frame of the system.
Shine a light on her face; pg-13, royai, 960
He hadn't meant to follow her. Really, he hadn't.
me and you while the sky is blue; pg, falman, 1000
Falman is building a time machine.
Pacific Ocean, Telephone Line; pg, royai, 1500
He had her at hello.
#
REsetPLAY; mostly pg-15, roy/ed roy/riza ed/winry, 10577 words total. completed
A heart is nothing but four chambers and a rhythm.
| one | two | ♨ three♨ | four |
JOHNNY'S ENTERTAINMENT
oneshot
nothing short of theatrical. pg-13, ryo/ueda, 3083
A mental health week.
a beginner's guide to casual acquaintanceship. r, koyama/shige, 3109
Shige stays the night.
walk → this → way. pg-15, aiba/jun(/oguri shun), 10178.
How to Become the Undisputed King of Tokyo 101, written by Dr. Matsumoto Jun. In stores every third Saturday of each month.
santorini gold. r, matsumiya + slight ohmiya, 4786.
The dog days are never over.
The Dessicator. pg, koki/kame/jin junno ryo pi, 6147.
It was a catabolic pathway for Koki, an escape from childhood obesity for Kame, and an excuse for Junno to take off his shirt.
Kind of happy, kind of not. pg-13, koyaryo(shige/sho), 8823.
Ryo comes home to a house of cards that has cultured generations of antidepressants and people who have grown up in all the wrong ways.
To all the surrogate veterans. pg, ohmiya/arashi gen, 1304.
Thirty square miles of scorched earth in the middle of Death Valley. Two young soldiers who have lived a thousand years.
gravities. pg-15, ryoshige, 5500.
Ryo sees them, not once but twice. AU.
conversation with the television. pg-13, ryoshige, 1111.
Perfect relationships occur in a world where there isn't any television.
#
school!AU (LISTED SOLELY FOR POSTERITY)
meaning, that awful thing where everyone goes to high school together, rub their dicks together, and smoke stuff that they shouldn't. foreals. starring; koyama keiichiro as delusional twit number one, kato shigeaki as delusional twit number two, nishikido ryo as delusional twit number three, and yamashita tomohisa as their drug dealer. also contains a fair share of awkward sex, awkward dialogue, and indecent amount of plot and twisted references that (in any other setting) could have been considered educational. yeah, shit.
this series is undergoing construction pretty much discontinued; sorry for any fortunate conveniences i may have caused
please note: any links to deleted or locked journals may alternatively be found at sanityinasylum, under the school!AU tag. old links are listed purely for the sentimental value. :)
THE X-FACTOR (Koyama); mostly pg-13, ryoshige koyaryo, 6600 (total)
| prologue | one | two | three | ♨ four♨ |
Koyama chronicles stolen intellect and stolen hearts.
ECOLOGY OF THE AFRICAN SAVANNA (Shige); mostly pg-13, koyashige ryoshige, 9700 (total)
| one | two | three | four | ♨ five♨ | six |
Shige fails to learn his zoo animals. Pi is an elephant.
GAME THEORY ~IN OTHER WORDS~ (Yamapi); mostly pg, koyapi ryoshige, ongoing indefinite hiatus terminally ill
| one | two | three | four |
Yamapi is an elephant who can tunnel under mountains.
KAT-TUN spinoff (Ueda)
I wandered lonely as a cloud | two. pg-13, ryoda jinda, 3369.
Ueda Tatsuya isn't known as the school slut for nothing.
loving koyama (super angst is superbly angstful)
mostly pg, koyaryo koyapi, on hiatus discontinued forever
| prologue | str. 1 | str. 2 |
Where the presence of mentality is pondered.
drabble
what happens in wonderland stays in wonderland. pg-13, polypairing, 3040
NEWS-in-Wonderland!crack
KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!
oneshot
photogenics. pg-13, 8018 gen, 781 [weird fluff?!]
Stop moving around so much.
They do the same thing every night. pg-13, 8018, 870 [sampler #2]
We roll like Toulouse.
I gave me away. pg, 8018, 790 [sampler]
He gave away three kisses to three different people.
the SUNSHINE for me today. pg-15, kyoko/haru 8018, 1500
She is another step closer to earth.
KUROKO NO BASUKE
oneshot
mercurial. pg-15, aominekiseaomine, 1732 [ao3 mirror]
World growing older, gaps growing smaller.
theory of the totoro pillow. pg-15, aomine/kise/midorima, 5296 [ao3 mirror]
No love lost.
NARUTO
oneshot
lack the luster. r, sasunaru, 7100
He has a knack for flipping relationships around like pancakes, all the while teaching you how to grow a garden.
Forgettable 800. no rating, sasusai, 884
He just doesn't like the way Sai paints.
The Pop Is Dead; Long Live The Superflat. pg-15, deidara/whore deidara/kurotsuchi, 5010.
But if it burns, he's a pyromaniac.
I like my girls with their sunny sides up. pg-13, chouji/girls, 2300.
Chouji learned to wax poetics in his mother's kitchen.
Seishun Amigos. pg, team7/neji/lee crack, 800.
The true meaning of seishun, without the plastic pig keychains.
Just a wind away from happy | two | revised edition. pg-15, sasunaru, 4806.
Sasuke drinks coffee, Naruto waits.
drabble
caterpillar rings, electric bills and victoria's secret
(5; deidara/ino, kakashi/anko, sasuke/naruto, shikamaru/ino, sasuke/suigetsu)
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
oneshot
ハミングバード (HUMMING BIRD)♨♨ one | two. nc-17, lukenico percabeth thaliannabeth others, 17000 fuckin' words
This is a phenomenon that usually occurs later in the year.
Slippery when drunk. pg-15, percyluke, 2487.
Luke drives a taxi to the end of the world.
Silent Element
pg-13, thaliapercyannabeth
Silent Wind
The one where Percy decides to own up, and Annabeth plays it out.
Silent Rain
The one where Thalia tries to live in the past, but only ends up packing up her bags.
Silent Storm
The one where Annabeth plays a wedding crasher with an unhealthy obsession for knives.
drabble
latvian gambits and sungods
(3; annabeth/ron weasley, thalia/huntress, percy/apollo)
THE PRINCE OF TENNIS
oneshot
tv cables. pg-15, sweet pair a crapload of others, 3400.
And even so, the world continues to spin!
on a glass floor, bleeding diamonds. pg-13, perfectlyroyallythrill, 5330.
Fuji Syuusuke didn't know that he could bleed diamonds, either.
escape velocity. pg-13, zaizen/oshitari kenya, 2009.
As if Kenya's words aren't difficult to put into thoughts, already.
IM~PE~TUS ("i'll make you crazy before you cry"). pg-15, niou/oshitari yuushi, 2588.
The one where Yuushi's batshit crazy enough to name a toilet and Niou gets turned on by Yuushi's crap, in a much more literal sense.
Remember Me; pg-13, royal, 2117.
Atobe throws an extravagant party and goes around scaring people in his crazy outfit. No, not really.
Verbal Abuse in the Minor
There is no beginning, no end. Just one wish. Tezuka, stay gold, even after I die.
END. pg-15, perfect, 5243.
BEGIN. pg-15, perfect het, 4991.
#
//!!\\
shiraifu, 10 parts
#1, crush // pg, 2069. Can you hear the thunder outside?
#2, passions is coming on and i wouldn't miss it for the world // pg, 1936. Fuji is a bassoonist.
#3, where there's rain, there's solitude // pg-13, 2334. Accidents happen.
#4, on milder currents // pg, 4195. Even kappas have love stories.
MISCELLANEOUS
random fandoms
crane station [cartoon/avatar]. pg-15, jet/zuko, 2875.
Jet wakes up.
The Nobility Switch [anohana]. mostly pg, eventual tsuruko/anaru, ~3.5k so far and in progress
part: one | two
Your Chance to Rewrite the Bible [bakuman]. pg-13, nanamine toru/shujin, 2500.
2chan will have his ass before you do.
♨ Canadians do it better [rpf]. r, logan lerman/justin beaver bieber, 830
Logan has fun being a bully.
>>also posted to my journal.
>>As of April 2011, newly-archived version available here.
♨ withinreach♨ [kpop/DBSK]. r, jaeho, 1500.
jaejoong doesn't like his management very much (at all) and yunho is disappointed, but only by proxy.
not-fic
i speak from experience. (a yugioh 5d's/kiryuu_yuusei fst). 12 songs | 44m56s | 62mb
forever facetious, forever satisfied.
back on track. (a yugioh 5d's/dark signers fst). 14 songs | 53m35s | 88.5mb
the dark signers. six at the golden shovel. "we're here to kick ass and look cool in our glowing tattoos. and we're all out of tattoos."
bless your little heart. (an aph/belarus_hungary fst). 13 songs | 46m08s | 79.7mb
not a she-wolf, just a beautiful lover in disguise.
BITTER&BULLETPROOF. (an aph/holland_spain fst). 13 songs | 48m23s | 78.1mb
it's because i like you, that's why you should stay gold. <3
accompanying fic!
in the sun. (an aph/prusspagne fst). 11 songs | 41m03s | 59.6mb
is that a gilbird in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
~
new masterlist here: http://ezyl.jottit.com
an abridged history:
a lost cause since the beginning. spoke some Greek mythology, but dropped out of the lingo. played some gravity-defying tennis, but didn't make the varsity team. drooled over several jpop idols, but their beauty was too profound. dabbled briefly in alchemy & set out to find some more opportunities to write( -tebayo). landed within the realms of the anthropomorphic and vaguely homoerotic nation-states. returned to the old country for some serious manga business, as well as fraternization with the mafia. nowadays, you may locate me near the basketball courts.
(suppose that it's all in good fun, of course.)
>>
this is version 3.0.2! fic will more often than not link to pillowcased, but may also go to fic challenge comms and exchanges. older stories at the bottom, newer stuff at the top. currently also updating animanga fic on ffnet and ao3. ficcage from circa 2008 is not listed here, because i refuse to acknowledge its sordid existence.
...this steamy symbol -> ♨ indicates that there is porn. no joke.
~
AXIS POWERS HETALIA
oneshot
themiddlegrounds. pg-15, hungaryprussiaustria, 1466
Is there no place we can meet?
Don't You See? You Belong With Heartbreaker-chan. pg, prussiamerica, 1500
Revenge is a dish that we do not serve at this restaurant.
And yet the heart sings. pg, giripan, 1645
There are stars in the garden.
you are my mister bulletproof. pg-15, hollandspain, 2300
And the catch is, "I am never going to let you down."
accompanying fanmix!
come happy, come prepared. r, turkeygreece, 2000
You can even come without your underwear.
softly treading softly. no (real) rating, belahungary, 1500
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
To the well-organized mind. pg gen, prussiaustria, 1600
I'm just another face in your chapel hall.
like a burst of flavor in your mouth. pg-15, giripan, 2100
just wait until the clouds fall out of the sky.
singing from a mile across the skies. pg-15, chinamerica, 2872
Believe in nothing.
for when there is nowhere left to go. r, giripan, 1510
the place in the middle of the street where the contract ends and your life begins.
i'm riding on a one-horse sleigh. pg-13. belarussia, 1170
and wherever you go, i'll be there at christmastime.
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
oneshot
The Loner's Lofty Lovesong; pg-13, roy hughes ed (some royai), 1266
Eighty meters of oxygen go by fast.
Rooftops; pg, paninya/ed, 350
It's the frame of the system.
Shine a light on her face; pg-13, royai, 960
He hadn't meant to follow her. Really, he hadn't.
me and you while the sky is blue; pg, falman, 1000
Falman is building a time machine.
Pacific Ocean, Telephone Line; pg, royai, 1500
He had her at hello.
#
REsetPLAY; mostly pg-15, roy/ed roy/riza ed/winry, 10577 words total. completed
A heart is nothing but four chambers and a rhythm.
| one | two | ♨ three♨ | four |
JOHNNY'S ENTERTAINMENT
oneshot
nothing short of theatrical. pg-13, ryo/ueda, 3083
A mental health week.
a beginner's guide to casual acquaintanceship. r, koyama/shige, 3109
Shige stays the night.
walk → this → way. pg-15, aiba/jun(/oguri shun), 10178.
How to Become the Undisputed King of Tokyo 101, written by Dr. Matsumoto Jun. In stores every third Saturday of each month.
santorini gold. r, matsumiya + slight ohmiya, 4786.
The dog days are never over.
The Dessicator. pg, koki/kame/jin junno ryo pi, 6147.
It was a catabolic pathway for Koki, an escape from childhood obesity for Kame, and an excuse for Junno to take off his shirt.
Kind of happy, kind of not. pg-13, koyaryo(shige/sho), 8823.
Ryo comes home to a house of cards that has cultured generations of antidepressants and people who have grown up in all the wrong ways.
To all the surrogate veterans. pg, ohmiya/arashi gen, 1304.
Thirty square miles of scorched earth in the middle of Death Valley. Two young soldiers who have lived a thousand years.
gravities. pg-15, ryoshige, 5500.
Ryo sees them, not once but twice. AU.
conversation with the television. pg-13, ryoshige, 1111.
Perfect relationships occur in a world where there isn't any television.
#
school!AU (LISTED SOLELY FOR POSTERITY)
meaning, that awful thing where everyone goes to high school together, rub their dicks together, and smoke stuff that they shouldn't. foreals. starring; koyama keiichiro as delusional twit number one, kato shigeaki as delusional twit number two, nishikido ryo as delusional twit number three, and yamashita tomohisa as their drug dealer. also contains a fair share of awkward sex, awkward dialogue, and indecent amount of plot and twisted references that (in any other setting) could have been considered educational. yeah, shit.
this series is undergoing construction pretty much discontinued; sorry for any fortunate conveniences i may have caused
please note: any links to deleted or locked journals may alternatively be found at sanityinasylum, under the school!AU tag. old links are listed purely for the sentimental value. :)
THE X-FACTOR (Koyama); mostly pg-13, ryoshige koyaryo, 6600 (total)
| prologue | one | two | three | ♨ four♨ |
Koyama chronicles stolen intellect and stolen hearts.
ECOLOGY OF THE AFRICAN SAVANNA (Shige); mostly pg-13, koyashige ryoshige, 9700 (total)
| one | two | three | four | ♨ five♨ | six |
Shige fails to learn his zoo animals. Pi is an elephant.
GAME THEORY ~IN OTHER WORDS~ (Yamapi); mostly pg, koyapi ryoshige, ongoing indefinite hiatus terminally ill
| one | two | three | four |
Yamapi is an elephant who can tunnel under mountains.
KAT-TUN spinoff (Ueda)
I wandered lonely as a cloud | two. pg-13, ryoda jinda, 3369.
Ueda Tatsuya isn't known as the school slut for nothing.
loving koyama (super angst is superbly angstful)
mostly pg, koyaryo koyapi, on hiatus discontinued forever
| prologue | str. 1 | str. 2 |
Where the presence of mentality is pondered.
drabble
what happens in wonderland stays in wonderland. pg-13, polypairing, 3040
NEWS-in-Wonderland!crack
KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!
oneshot
photogenics. pg-13, 8018 gen, 781 [weird fluff?!]
Stop moving around so much.
They do the same thing every night. pg-13, 8018, 870 [sampler #2]
We roll like Toulouse.
I gave me away. pg, 8018, 790 [sampler]
He gave away three kisses to three different people.
the SUNSHINE for me today. pg-15, kyoko/haru 8018, 1500
She is another step closer to earth.
KUROKO NO BASUKE
oneshot
mercurial. pg-15, aominekiseaomine, 1732 [ao3 mirror]
World growing older, gaps growing smaller.
theory of the totoro pillow. pg-15, aomine/kise/midorima, 5296 [ao3 mirror]
No love lost.
NARUTO
oneshot
lack the luster. r, sasunaru, 7100
He has a knack for flipping relationships around like pancakes, all the while teaching you how to grow a garden.
Forgettable 800. no rating, sasusai, 884
He just doesn't like the way Sai paints.
The Pop Is Dead; Long Live The Superflat. pg-15, deidara/whore deidara/kurotsuchi, 5010.
But if it burns, he's a pyromaniac.
I like my girls with their sunny sides up. pg-13, chouji/girls, 2300.
Chouji learned to wax poetics in his mother's kitchen.
Seishun Amigos. pg, team7/neji/lee crack, 800.
The true meaning of seishun, without the plastic pig keychains.
Just a wind away from happy | two | revised edition. pg-15, sasunaru, 4806.
Sasuke drinks coffee, Naruto waits.
drabble
caterpillar rings, electric bills and victoria's secret
(5; deidara/ino, kakashi/anko, sasuke/naruto, shikamaru/ino, sasuke/suigetsu)
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
oneshot
ハミングバード (HUMMING BIRD)♨♨ one | two. nc-17, lukenico percabeth thaliannabeth others, 17000 fuckin' words
This is a phenomenon that usually occurs later in the year.
Slippery when drunk. pg-15, percyluke, 2487.
Luke drives a taxi to the end of the world.
Silent Element
pg-13, thaliapercyannabeth
Silent Wind
The one where Percy decides to own up, and Annabeth plays it out.
Silent Rain
The one where Thalia tries to live in the past, but only ends up packing up her bags.
Silent Storm
The one where Annabeth plays a wedding crasher with an unhealthy obsession for knives.
drabble
latvian gambits and sungods
(3; annabeth/ron weasley, thalia/huntress, percy/apollo)
THE PRINCE OF TENNIS
oneshot
tv cables. pg-15, sweet pair a crapload of others, 3400.
And even so, the world continues to spin!
on a glass floor, bleeding diamonds. pg-13, perfectlyroyallythrill, 5330.
Fuji Syuusuke didn't know that he could bleed diamonds, either.
escape velocity. pg-13, zaizen/oshitari kenya, 2009.
As if Kenya's words aren't difficult to put into thoughts, already.
IM~PE~TUS ("i'll make you crazy before you cry"). pg-15, niou/oshitari yuushi, 2588.
The one where Yuushi's batshit crazy enough to name a toilet and Niou gets turned on by Yuushi's crap, in a much more literal sense.
Remember Me; pg-13, royal, 2117.
Atobe throws an extravagant party and goes around scaring people in his crazy outfit. No, not really.
Verbal Abuse in the Minor
There is no beginning, no end. Just one wish. Tezuka, stay gold, even after I die.
END. pg-15, perfect, 5243.
BEGIN. pg-15, perfect het, 4991.
#
//!!\\
shiraifu, 10 parts
#1, crush // pg, 2069. Can you hear the thunder outside?
#2, passions is coming on and i wouldn't miss it for the world // pg, 1936. Fuji is a bassoonist.
#3, where there's rain, there's solitude // pg-13, 2334. Accidents happen.
#4, on milder currents // pg, 4195. Even kappas have love stories.
MISCELLANEOUS
random fandoms
crane station [cartoon/avatar]. pg-15, jet/zuko, 2875.
Jet wakes up.
The Nobility Switch [anohana]. mostly pg, eventual tsuruko/anaru, ~3.5k so far and in progress
part: one | two
Your Chance to Rewrite the Bible [bakuman]. pg-13, nanamine toru/shujin, 2500.
2chan will have his ass before you do.
♨ Canadians do it better [rpf]. r, logan lerman/justin beaver bieber, 830
Logan has fun being a bully.
>>also posted to my journal.
>>As of April 2011, newly-archived version available here.
♨ withinreach♨ [kpop/DBSK]. r, jaeho, 1500.
jaejoong doesn't like his management very much (at all) and yunho is disappointed, but only by proxy.
not-fic
i speak from experience. (a yugioh 5d's/kiryuu_yuusei fst). 12 songs | 44m56s | 62mb
forever facetious, forever satisfied.
back on track. (a yugioh 5d's/dark signers fst). 14 songs | 53m35s | 88.5mb
the dark signers. six at the golden shovel. "we're here to kick ass and look cool in our glowing tattoos. and we're all out of tattoos."
bless your little heart. (an aph/belarus_hungary fst). 13 songs | 46m08s | 79.7mb
not a she-wolf, just a beautiful lover in disguise.
BITTER&BULLETPROOF. (an aph/holland_spain fst). 13 songs | 48m23s | 78.1mb
it's because i like you, that's why you should stay gold. <3
accompanying fic!
in the sun. (an aph/prusspagne fst). 11 songs | 41m03s | 59.6mb
is that a gilbird in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
~