BEWARE!!

[eyesocketparty]

Everyone, watch out for this man: tightpants_cptn.

He says he's a space captain or something, but he's LYING. I know who he really is. He's called Caleb NOT 'Mal' and is really an evil priest working for the First Evil. You just don't forget the face of the man who gouged out your eyeball with his thumb

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[ihaveasoul]

Xander, Caleb is dead. Buffy sliced him in two, I saw her do it.

[eyesocketparty]

PEOPLE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD IN OUR FANDOM ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!!

[redheads_suck]

Paranoid much?

[eyesocketparty]

I SAID AT THE BOTTOM I'M NOT PARANOID!!!

He took my eye, Emma. MY EYE!!!

[redheads_suck]

Well, when all evidence points to the obvious, you ask an obvious question.

It's quite possible you're wrong.

[eyesocketparty]

HE'S REAL!!!

He looks EXACTLY like him!!!!

[bitsandfluids]

Delusion: a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs

[eyesocketparty]

THAT IS NOT TRUE! YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS WITH HIM.

CAHOOTS!!

[bitsandfluids]

I have no wish to stab out your eye, and neither does he. Promise. <3

Believe me, if either of us did want to take out your eye, it would already be gone. ^_^

[eyesocketparty]

OHBFSYUHFUIMIOJMINBIUDCBNSDIONFIMJSKDMFKDSMOKGMDIKNXSK

[quinnyouidiot]

If you're that worried about your eye, take the initiative. Gouge him before he gouges you.

[eyesocketparty]

Oh, if it were only that simple, oh wonderful supervixen. But he's super strong, he can beat Slayers, and I'm ust a human.

[quinnyouidiot]

Oh, come on. Look at Batman. Does he have any superpowers? No. And in all probability you're smarter than he is.

[eyesocketparty]

You think I'm smarter than Batman? Wow

[tightpants_cptn]

I don't know who Caleb is, but I've a mind to hunt him down if he's been wearin' my face and makin' me look bad. Now, say it slowly with me, boo-tai jung-tzahng-duh, Reaaaal slow.

"tsway-niou", okay?

[bitsandfluids]

Looks like he's having a hard enough time with English, much less Chinese~. ;D

[tightpants_cptn]

Yes, well, I thought it'd be nice not to call him insane to his face and teach him to say bullshit in another language. Might stir up some of them unusable braincells he's got in there somewhere, I reckon.

[eyesocketparty]

I can read that, you know.