BEWARE!!

[eyesocketparty]

Everyone, watch out for this man: tightpants_cptn.

He says he's a space captain or something, but he's LYING. I know who he really is. He's called Caleb NOT 'Mal' and is really an evil priest working for the First Evil. You just don't forget the face of the man who gouged out your eyeball with his thumb

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[quinnyouidiot]

If you're that worried about your eye, take the initiative. Gouge him before he gouges you.

[eyesocketparty]

Oh, if it were only that simple, oh wonderful supervixen. But he's super strong, he can beat Slayers, and I'm ust a human.

[quinnyouidiot]

Oh, come on. Look at Batman. Does he have any superpowers? No. And in all probability you're smarter than he is.

[eyesocketparty]

You think I'm smarter than Batman? Wow

[quinnyouidiot]

I'm sorry, but have you seen the Dynamic Dunces on here?

[eyesocketparty]

They're here? Seriously?

[quinnyouidiot]

Check in Harl's first entry. I'm too lazy to go and link you.

[eyesocketparty]

WILL DO, MISS IVY M'AM!

[quinnyouidiot]

Good boy.