BEWARE!!
Everyone, watch out for this man: tightpants_cptn.
He says he's a space captain or something, but he's LYING. I know who he really is. He's called Caleb NOT 'Mal' and is really an evil priest working for the First Evil. You just don't forget the face of the man who gouged out your eyeball with his thumb.
I'm warning you, Mr. Evil Hidey Man, I have Stabby, my trusty pickaxe. You're not getting my other eye! No siree!
I'm not being paranoid! I know this is real!!!
He says he's a space captain or something, but he's LYING. I know who he really is. He's called Caleb NOT 'Mal' and is really an evil priest working for the First Evil. You just don't forget the face of the man who gouged out your eyeball with his thumb.
I'm warning you, Mr. Evil Hidey Man, I have Stabby, my trusty pickaxe. You're not getting my other eye! No siree!
I'm not being paranoid! I know this is real!!!