And now, some words from your friendly neighborhood block captain.

[expectremorse]

[Earlier in the evening the Hoffman's held their annual Christmas Party. You may have noticed quite a few cars out in front and people passing packages back and forth. It was pretty attractive

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[can_has_vodka]

Oooo, this doesn't look good. Mark, love, I think you might need a good sweetgrass smudging and a spot of tea--

[And back on screen he comes with the chainsaw and she goes O.O]

...Or perhaps we're past that by this point.

[expectremorse]

[That mask man stares at her for a moment before raising the chainsaw and indicating her house. Your trees?]

[can_has_vodka]

[Meep!]

Um...unless you want a Christmas apple tree the ones on my land won't do you much good...

[expectremorse]

[Chainsaw killer is angry! BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ. Behind him on the video however is his wife kathy-shouting]

[can_has_vodka]

Oooo...this is bad. Um...I'm going to come help Kathy see to the kids while you sort this, all right? [Or see to them for Kathy while she talked him out of this chainsaw-wielding insanity.]

[expectremorse]

[Kathy is standing in the doorway with her arms around a young boy and two older girls. One of them waves.]

[can_has_vodka]

[Arkady comes out and wanders over with her arms full of gifts. Look kids! Distraction from Dad going bananas! :D?]