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i'm talking to my sister on the phone
i was trying to say "mashing buttons" and ended up saying "bashing muttons".

i do find humour in this

LAUGH DAMMIT

So i decided to look at the wikipedia entry for DMX, the rapper.

Here's the biography bit. read it, even if you aren't interested. just read it.

Earl Simmons was the second of three children of a single mother, the daddy liked to hump em and dump em, and was born in Baltimore, Maryland and grew up in the School Street housing projects of Yonkers ( Read more... )

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this is on the hand dryer in the UCU men's room


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wow. just... wow
^-- telemarketer getting OWNED.

ahahahah.

50 meter insect invades germany!
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