Nico Nico Xmas Live: Summaries 1&2
I promised to do this, so I'm doing it. =3
Since these won't be really translations, I'm posting them here. This talk contains a lot of mature contents, so if you're underage, I suggest you skip this one. =P
I originally watched the entire show on Dailymotion, thanks to generous artisticcrazy [sorry, LJ won't let me hyperlink usernames] who shared her links with us, but since not everybody can watch Dailymotion, I decided to use the YT videos uploaded by the always hard-working bugackt, who uploaded the talk parts separately. The vids were first posted in gackt_army . (Midori-chan, if you have a problem with me using your videos here, please do let me know. =3)
During this 100%-male live show, GACKT calls all of his audience KYODAI 兄弟 (Brothers). And everybody calls GACKT ANIKI 兄貴 (BIg Brother). I like that. =D
I'll be pretty much roughly translating what G says and some others. Words in brackets denote either the speaker other than G or reactions from the audience. Sorry if it's confusing. m(_ _)m
Merry Christmas! Can you come/go? [audience roars] Can you come/go? [another roar] It's suffocating in here. [laugh].
(Val: This "come/go" is the term that G often says, and it's 逝く (die and pass on) or 行く(go). But it's read "IKU", which can also mean to climax(come)... =9_9=
IKU, though, most commonly means "to go". So....it's really a play on words, and by asking "IKERUKA?", he's asking "Are you ready to GO GO GO!?" AND/OR "Can you come with me and die of pleasure?!" kind of thing. Does that make sense? XD OK, this is just my opinion, though. Hahaha.)
I feel lonely sitting on this long couch alone.
The staff were originally planning to invite only girls to the studio, but I decided it wouldn't be a bad idea to have an all-guy Xmas live that's depressing from beginning to end.
Raise hands if you think you're sad guys. [A lot of raised hands.]
I prepared ONLY SAD SONGS for the night. [ANIKI, YOU'RE THE GREATEST!]
All songs are of other people, so feel them in your heart, OK? [WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHWWW] =___=
I was looking at the survey you all filled out before the show. They were so DEPRESSING, it was a shock. 70% of the brothers here have hearts that are too wounded. [laugh]
After the song:
[Aniki, you're the greatest!! You're the greatest!!]
Thanks... I feel like we are all in a karaoke box together.
I was looking at the survey earlier, and there were so many sad Xmas stories. The most had to do with your GFs cheating on you. What kind of GFs are you dating?
One month before Xmas, this brother accidentally entered the room where his GF was having sex with another guy. Well, it was the other guy who was ENTERING, though. [Good one, Aniki!! laugh]
Where's Shinya from Tokyo?
[S] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
What do you mean "uh-oh"!?
So you entered the room when they were doing it? Was it a situation where she couldn't BS her way out?
[S] Yes, there was clearly no doubt about it.
So, was it like the both of them turned around and saw you? [laugh]
[S] It was more like I just left.
If you'd joined them then, though, that would've been something else. [laugh]
[S] But we got back together after that. [WHHHHHAAAAT!?]
Hahahahaha, you're formidable, aren't you? Who was this other guy?
[S] He was about 10 years older than us (Val: They were high school seniors, I think.), and he was married.
He was also formidable. [laugh]
How long did you last with her?
[S] About a year and a half after that.
You're an idiot [baka].
[S] I was devoted to her.
Ah, so you were. And then, how did you break up with her? Did you tell her you couldn't shake off the backs of the two of them (having sex)? [laugh]
[S] During the year and a half, it turned out she had cheated on me with 5 more guys. [WHAAAAT!?]
Very formidable. Hahahaha. So you were just one of six guys? Who was with her the following Christmas?
[S] It was me. Hehehehe. I was lucky.
Do you call that "lucky"? [laugh] So, when you finally broke up with her, what were the words you said to her?
[S] I can't stand it anymore.
[LAUGH]
You really gave it all. Yeah, who could stand that, huh? I like guys like you.
[S] Thank you.
But I wish you'd said "I can't stand it anymore" when you caught her in the act. You need to choose words that'll make her think, like "I wonder what he meant?". If you'd said "I can't stand it anymore" in the middle of the act, maybe she, after you'd left and she'd resumed having sex [laugh], would've thought "I wonder what he meant? Maybe he wanted to mingle?" [laugh] You need to part with your GF by leaving her with something to ponder about you. Otherwise, your existence will diminish in her. Hurting each other is part of being in love, you know? When you break up, it's OK to get so hurt that you'll remember it forever. ....Maybe it's not so much "hurt", but more like leaving a note for her with a brush and black ink, saying, "Farewell [saraba]". [laugh]
OK, more to come later! =3
Since these won't be really translations, I'm posting them here. This talk contains a lot of mature contents, so if you're underage, I suggest you skip this one. =P
I originally watched the entire show on Dailymotion, thanks to generous artisticcrazy [sorry, LJ won't let me hyperlink usernames] who shared her links with us, but since not everybody can watch Dailymotion, I decided to use the YT videos uploaded by the always hard-working bugackt, who uploaded the talk parts separately. The vids were first posted in gackt_army . (Midori-chan, if you have a problem with me using your videos here, please do let me know. =3)
During this 100%-male live show, GACKT calls all of his audience KYODAI 兄弟 (Brothers). And everybody calls GACKT ANIKI 兄貴 (BIg Brother). I like that. =D
I'll be pretty much roughly translating what G says and some others. Words in brackets denote either the speaker other than G or reactions from the audience. Sorry if it's confusing. m(_ _)m
Click to viewMerry Christmas! Can you come/go? [audience roars] Can you come/go? [another roar] It's suffocating in here. [laugh].
(Val: This "come/go" is the term that G often says, and it's 逝く (die and pass on) or 行く(go). But it's read "IKU", which can also mean to climax(come)... =9_9=
IKU, though, most commonly means "to go". So....it's really a play on words, and by asking "IKERUKA?", he's asking "Are you ready to GO GO GO!?" AND/OR "Can you come with me and die of pleasure?!" kind of thing. Does that make sense? XD OK, this is just my opinion, though. Hahaha.)
I feel lonely sitting on this long couch alone.
The staff were originally planning to invite only girls to the studio, but I decided it wouldn't be a bad idea to have an all-guy Xmas live that's depressing from beginning to end.
Raise hands if you think you're sad guys. [A lot of raised hands.]
I prepared ONLY SAD SONGS for the night. [ANIKI, YOU'RE THE GREATEST!]
All songs are of other people, so feel them in your heart, OK? [WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHWWW] =___=
I was looking at the survey you all filled out before the show. They were so DEPRESSING, it was a shock. 70% of the brothers here have hearts that are too wounded. [laugh]
After the song:
[Aniki, you're the greatest!! You're the greatest!!]
Thanks... I feel like we are all in a karaoke box together.
I was looking at the survey earlier, and there were so many sad Xmas stories. The most had to do with your GFs cheating on you. What kind of GFs are you dating?
One month before Xmas, this brother accidentally entered the room where his GF was having sex with another guy. Well, it was the other guy who was ENTERING, though. [Good one, Aniki!! laugh]
Where's Shinya from Tokyo?
[S] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
What do you mean "uh-oh"!?
So you entered the room when they were doing it? Was it a situation where she couldn't BS her way out?
[S] Yes, there was clearly no doubt about it.
So, was it like the both of them turned around and saw you? [laugh]
[S] It was more like I just left.
If you'd joined them then, though, that would've been something else. [laugh]
[S] But we got back together after that. [WHHHHHAAAAT!?]
Hahahahaha, you're formidable, aren't you? Who was this other guy?
[S] He was about 10 years older than us (Val: They were high school seniors, I think.), and he was married.
He was also formidable. [laugh]
How long did you last with her?
[S] About a year and a half after that.
You're an idiot [baka].
[S] I was devoted to her.
Ah, so you were. And then, how did you break up with her? Did you tell her you couldn't shake off the backs of the two of them (having sex)? [laugh]
[S] During the year and a half, it turned out she had cheated on me with 5 more guys. [WHAAAAT!?]
Very formidable. Hahahaha. So you were just one of six guys? Who was with her the following Christmas?
[S] It was me. Hehehehe. I was lucky.
Do you call that "lucky"? [laugh] So, when you finally broke up with her, what were the words you said to her?
[S] I can't stand it anymore.
[LAUGH]
You really gave it all. Yeah, who could stand that, huh? I like guys like you.
[S] Thank you.
But I wish you'd said "I can't stand it anymore" when you caught her in the act. You need to choose words that'll make her think, like "I wonder what he meant?". If you'd said "I can't stand it anymore" in the middle of the act, maybe she, after you'd left and she'd resumed having sex [laugh], would've thought "I wonder what he meant? Maybe he wanted to mingle?" [laugh] You need to part with your GF by leaving her with something to ponder about you. Otherwise, your existence will diminish in her. Hurting each other is part of being in love, you know? When you break up, it's OK to get so hurt that you'll remember it forever. ....Maybe it's not so much "hurt", but more like leaving a note for her with a brush and black ink, saying, "Farewell [saraba]". [laugh]
OK, more to come later! =3