Nico Nico Xmas Live: Summaries 3&4
In response to eclatc4t's comment to the summaries, 1&2, I said the show was "so Japanese", and she was wondering why exactly I thought it was so Japanese. This made me think about it a little XD, but I guess the most obvious thing that's so Japanese, at least to me, is the seniority-based atmosphere. I believe G is probably one of the oldest in the room and so he really talks and acts like a BIG BRO, while the audience really act like loyal little brothers who admire their BIG BRO. X3 It's really just like G said in a recent interview. It's akin to G being a samurai lord, and his male fans his faithful subjects!
OK, continuing from summary 2, G's conversation with poor Shinya-kun continues...
So, do you have a girlfriend now?
[S] Yes, I do.
How many other guys is she dating? [laugh]
[S] She's a big fan of yours and that's why I also became a big fan So, I'm one of her two guys. [laugh......and then WOOOW]
[G] I haven't slept with her, though. [laugh] You know, a relationship will probably go smoother if the girl had one or two other guys she liked. And if the other guy is me, there won't be anything physical anyway. A guy who just accepts the fact that she likes me would definitely be more attractive than a guy who'd totally oppose it. Definitely. I get emails from my fans everyday, about 2,000 of them, and I read them all. [Val: As I said.] When a live tour approaches, a lot of my fans complain about their boyfriends refusing to come to the live with them. And the top reason for their breakups is their BFs being jealous of me. What's up with that, right? I'm just one guy, but what if your GF liked EXILE and loved all the members of EXILE? You'd have to be jealous of all of them. [laugh] Right? It's good that your GF likes me, because what if she liked Arashi. Wouldn't you feel more confused? What if she liked NEWS, or ALL of Johhny's Jr.s? It drops the average age way down. [laugh]
Maybe it's not easy at the beginning, but at least be able to say "Have fun" when your GF's coming to my live, and when she returns and tells you how great it was, say "Let's go together next time." Girls are more attracted to guys who can say something like that. They'd think, "I'm so glad I'm with him." [Val: SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!] Have you come to my live before?
[S] About six times.
Wow. With your GF? [Shinya nods] Your relationship will definitely work out. [laugh]
[S] Thank you! [applause]
This song is for you, Shinya, who came to my live 6 times. If you break up with your current GF [laugh], sing this to her over the phone. [laugh]
"Aitakuteshikatanai".
All of you, brothers, who gathered here today... Many of you may have bad memories in romance or never had a girlfriend. But you gotta have a girlfriend. Don't be saying sad things like "I don't mind being alone" or "I don't need a GF." I think it's fine to become alone in the end. But you need to earn your way there. [Oh, G, I so agree with you.... Y__Y He really sounds like Dr. Phil!] If you think to yourself "I tried really hard, but it didn't work out" on Christmas day, then there's nothing wrong with that. Because you did your best. If you're alone on Christmas despite your best efforts, it should still be a good day.
If you say "I've gotten used to a lonely Christmas" even though you haven't tried anything, that's a bit lame. Stop thinking whether or not you're good-looking or cool, just do your best and try to go as far as you can, and if that doesn't pay off, you can laugh about it. But maybe you'll find yourself with a good GF.
So, if you don't have a GF, keep struggling for the remaining several days until Christmas. Alright, BROTHERS?! [YEAAAAH] [Val: I'm smelling their sweat and spit already. =__=]
And if you have a GF, don't break up with her before Christmas. [laugh]
Christmas is one day out of the year when lovers can snuggle up with each other all they want, you know. On a normal day, if you're single and you see a lovey-dovey couple, you'd be annoyed, right? But on Christmas day, you'd see a happy couple and that makes you happy, or at least you'd forgive them. So, we're all even on Christmas day. [Val: ......huh? G?] So, let's keep polishing ourselves into quality guys, year after year. Alright? [YEEESS]
On a Christmas day, one of the brothers here got a present from his GF. An unexpected confession of her STD. [laugh]
That's a big present, eh? Shinshin from Tokyo?
[S] Here.
HAHAHAHAHA
[S] This isn't good. This is going to put me in a bad spot. [laugh]
Oh, is this really risky to you? [Val: G's having a fun time.]
[S] If she's watching the show herself, yes.
Ah, you'll be in hot water if she's watching it, huh? Well......, don't worry about it. [laugh] Because she's the one that got it elsewhere, right?
[S] Yes.
You didn't give it to her, right?
[S] No, it wasn't me.
But your GF's gutsy, you know. Because she told you "I have chlamydia" on a Christmas day, , right? [LAUGH]
[S] No, it was....candida. [LAUGH] She said she grew mold.
Hahaha. She got it from someone else, right?
[S] No, it was probably more like she wasn't washing well, or.... I don't really know.
Ah, so she may have gotten it on her own, or perhaps from someone else. But if she got it from someone else, she wouldn't have told you, would she?
[S] She was my first. [Wooooo] And then, on Christmas....
Wasn't it YOU who gave it to her? [LAUGH]
[S] No, wasn't me, wasn't me.
You sure?
[S] Yes, positive.
So, what did you do after the confession.
[S] Well, I was brought down [SHUN] by that. [Shun? Shun?]
Was it you or your Jr. that was brought down? [LAUGH]
[S] Well, um....., it was...both. We said "Let's not." [laugh]
Ah! So you were about to do it?
[S] We were already naked. [LAUGH]
i see. She was naked, too? But why didn't she say it before she took her clothes off? [laugh]
[S] I think she just couldn't bring herself to it.
Ah, I see. But it was good that she told you before you got linked up, though. [laugh] If she'd told you "I have candida" a while after linking up, that would've been a shock, huh? 'Cause by then, it would've been too late to be "brought down".
[S] [chuckles] You're right.
So, how did you two spend the Christmas afterward?
[S] Well, we....slept. Slept while getting cozy, petting each other♥ [LAUGH]
You are also formidable. [laugh] So, are you still dating her?
[S] No, I'm not.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
[S] Well, things just got complicated, and we broke up two months after I was brought down.
More to follow later~~~.
OK, continuing from summary 2, G's conversation with poor Shinya-kun continues...
Click to viewSo, do you have a girlfriend now?
[S] Yes, I do.
How many other guys is she dating? [laugh]
[S] She's a big fan of yours and that's why I also became a big fan So, I'm one of her two guys. [laugh......and then WOOOW]
[G] I haven't slept with her, though. [laugh] You know, a relationship will probably go smoother if the girl had one or two other guys she liked. And if the other guy is me, there won't be anything physical anyway. A guy who just accepts the fact that she likes me would definitely be more attractive than a guy who'd totally oppose it. Definitely. I get emails from my fans everyday, about 2,000 of them, and I read them all. [Val: As I said.] When a live tour approaches, a lot of my fans complain about their boyfriends refusing to come to the live with them. And the top reason for their breakups is their BFs being jealous of me. What's up with that, right? I'm just one guy, but what if your GF liked EXILE and loved all the members of EXILE? You'd have to be jealous of all of them. [laugh] Right? It's good that your GF likes me, because what if she liked Arashi. Wouldn't you feel more confused? What if she liked NEWS, or ALL of Johhny's Jr.s? It drops the average age way down. [laugh]
Maybe it's not easy at the beginning, but at least be able to say "Have fun" when your GF's coming to my live, and when she returns and tells you how great it was, say "Let's go together next time." Girls are more attracted to guys who can say something like that. They'd think, "I'm so glad I'm with him." [Val: SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!] Have you come to my live before?
[S] About six times.
Wow. With your GF? [Shinya nods] Your relationship will definitely work out. [laugh]
[S] Thank you! [applause]
This song is for you, Shinya, who came to my live 6 times. If you break up with your current GF [laugh], sing this to her over the phone. [laugh]
"Aitakuteshikatanai".
All of you, brothers, who gathered here today... Many of you may have bad memories in romance or never had a girlfriend. But you gotta have a girlfriend. Don't be saying sad things like "I don't mind being alone" or "I don't need a GF." I think it's fine to become alone in the end. But you need to earn your way there. [Oh, G, I so agree with you.... Y__Y He really sounds like Dr. Phil!] If you think to yourself "I tried really hard, but it didn't work out" on Christmas day, then there's nothing wrong with that. Because you did your best. If you're alone on Christmas despite your best efforts, it should still be a good day.
If you say "I've gotten used to a lonely Christmas" even though you haven't tried anything, that's a bit lame. Stop thinking whether or not you're good-looking or cool, just do your best and try to go as far as you can, and if that doesn't pay off, you can laugh about it. But maybe you'll find yourself with a good GF.
So, if you don't have a GF, keep struggling for the remaining several days until Christmas. Alright, BROTHERS?! [YEAAAAH] [Val: I'm smelling their sweat and spit already. =__=]
And if you have a GF, don't break up with her before Christmas. [laugh]
Christmas is one day out of the year when lovers can snuggle up with each other all they want, you know. On a normal day, if you're single and you see a lovey-dovey couple, you'd be annoyed, right? But on Christmas day, you'd see a happy couple and that makes you happy, or at least you'd forgive them. So, we're all even on Christmas day. [Val: ......huh? G?] So, let's keep polishing ourselves into quality guys, year after year. Alright? [YEEESS]
On a Christmas day, one of the brothers here got a present from his GF. An unexpected confession of her STD. [laugh]
That's a big present, eh? Shinshin from Tokyo?
[S] Here.
HAHAHAHAHA
[S] This isn't good. This is going to put me in a bad spot. [laugh]
Oh, is this really risky to you? [Val: G's having a fun time.]
[S] If she's watching the show herself, yes.
Ah, you'll be in hot water if she's watching it, huh? Well......, don't worry about it. [laugh] Because she's the one that got it elsewhere, right?
[S] Yes.
You didn't give it to her, right?
[S] No, it wasn't me.
But your GF's gutsy, you know. Because she told you "I have chlamydia" on a Christmas day, , right? [LAUGH]
[S] No, it was....candida. [LAUGH] She said she grew mold.
Hahaha. She got it from someone else, right?
[S] No, it was probably more like she wasn't washing well, or.... I don't really know.
Ah, so she may have gotten it on her own, or perhaps from someone else. But if she got it from someone else, she wouldn't have told you, would she?
[S] She was my first. [Wooooo] And then, on Christmas....
Wasn't it YOU who gave it to her? [LAUGH]
[S] No, wasn't me, wasn't me.
You sure?
[S] Yes, positive.
So, what did you do after the confession.
[S] Well, I was brought down [SHUN] by that. [Shun? Shun?]
Was it you or your Jr. that was brought down? [LAUGH]
[S] Well, um....., it was...both. We said "Let's not." [laugh]
Ah! So you were about to do it?
[S] We were already naked. [LAUGH]
i see. She was naked, too? But why didn't she say it before she took her clothes off? [laugh]
[S] I think she just couldn't bring herself to it.
Ah, I see. But it was good that she told you before you got linked up, though. [laugh] If she'd told you "I have candida" a while after linking up, that would've been a shock, huh? 'Cause by then, it would've been too late to be "brought down".
[S] [chuckles] You're right.
So, how did you two spend the Christmas afterward?
[S] Well, we....slept. Slept while getting cozy, petting each other♥ [LAUGH]
You are also formidable. [laugh] So, are you still dating her?
[S] No, I'm not.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
[S] Well, things just got complicated, and we broke up two months after I was brought down.
More to follow later~~~.