Ok. When someone fucks up each of the following ( Read more... )

You think you know someone, and then something just happens to utterly surprise you. You can't judge someone based on something they said, or did, or even wore. people think they have a good idea of someone based on certain pre-concieved notions, but sometimes it turns out that you were completely wrong. I used to claim that I knew someone based on ( Read more... )

I have Wii, weed, and a sexual favor waiting for you!!! What more do you want from me???

"Liz, guess what....? I met a porn star. And the porn star's husband did coke right in the middle of the room!! Can you believe it? Oh, and yeah, the porn star was fat...yeah, she had gained weight, I guess. And liz, guess what else...? I met a parapalegic in a wheelchair, and I shook his hand. Isn't that bad that I wanted to shake his hand? He was ( Read more... )

So, I already broke a new year's resolution, possibly my biggest one. I had a few that I've been trying to work on (have better posture, not say like as much), but the biggest one of all was to not let boys make me crazy. Alas, it's only the end of january and I have already failed ( Read more... )

Me: (Looking at the newest cd from Train in the music aisle ( Read more... )

I just got back from Barcelona for 5 days. It was super cool, although they like their mullets and mohawks and piercings a bit too much. On the whole, though, spanish guys are beautiful....love. We danced a lot of salsa and drank sangria and did backwards shots and ate yummy spanish tortilla and paella and went shopping and saw so much gaudi stuff ( Read more... )

Take off your shoes... Take off yourself ( Read more... )

hey guys, a quick update ( Read more... )

"You should've called me."
"Dad, you're not the person I call when I need to talk to someone."
"Well, maybe you should try."