Most people can't figure out what I am on sight. Most guesses don't even come close ( Read more... )

Every once in awhile I feel the need to let my beard grow out. I mean, hair grows from the lower part of my face no matter what I do... certainly seems to be a good reason to explore it. That and, I fully and completely admit for silly reasons, I comb it ( Read more... )

I don't try to grow out my facial hair often, but when I do it's less about the appearance than the fact I find combing my beard very relaxing ( Read more... )

Trying to poke fun at me due to the condition my body is in is just lame. Like I usually say, I'm not pretty but I ain't shy. Hell, I've had sex in front of crowds of 50+ people at a number of sex clubs in San Francisco ( Read more... )

So I'm shaving my head a few minutes ago, which I do shirtless to avoid the issues that causes (ITCHY) when I see myself in profile. Now, it's not like I didn't see this prior to that moment but it was about here I was specifically paying attention to that one part of me ( Read more... )

1) The more honest I am about being honest, the less often people tend to believe me.

2) Just because I'm an extremely sexual person, that doesn't mean every little thing I say has to do with sex.

Personally, I believe this is more a failing in others than it is in me being me.

I've noticed the testimonials on my profile are mostly from folks who've left LJ. So, if you wanna submit ones for me to add there: Clicky!

http://www.livejournal.com/friends/nudge.bml

See that link?

I'm gonna start using it again.

It's amazing how much of my friendslist seems to have gone on vacation.

You have been warned.

So I'm heading to the library when this truck comes squealing around the curb, breaks hard, and this guy leans out and yells at me for walking on his lawn. Well, he made a point of trying to make me see what I'd done and how wrong it was with the less than clever, how he started this, "Does that look like a sidewalk to you ( Read more... )

9:48 AM 5/6/2011 · As stated a number of times before, the lack of anything major going on in my life and the amount of time spent on twitter, occasional texted updates to facebook, have somewhat killed the need for me to post here. You'll see an occasional post with brief blurbs and links under "My Tweets" which is actually livejournal community ( Read more... )