- This week = the Jaime Fire Sale. Everything must go! If it was ever in my body, it must be ejected with extreme force. I spent the earlier part of this week sick with a stomach bug, last night I had a coughing fit in which I'm pretty sure one of my kidneys shot out of me and I've been blowing my nose all morning with thoroughly disgusting results ( Read more... )

+ Searching for a vein in my arm is not like searching for the Holy Grail. It's not that hard. I am not Cusho -- the Human Pincushion. I am a 24-year-old with a slightly irrational fear of blood and needles. Be nice, be sympathetic but most of all, be quick. The last thing I need is for someone to tell me that I, "scared the vein away" before they ( Read more... )

Jaime's Horoscope For Today:

Today, you will fail at life. Seriously kiddo? Stay in bed.

I got into a fight with Dan last night, the two pieces I was depending on to be published today weren't (there goes my portfolio), I got about three hours of sleep (as a result of aforementioned factors) and basically? I feel lousy.

Plan for today?

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I have a headache and I am very grouchy.

Things that are making me grouchy:

+ The laser-like focus that comes from creating and submitting an article within a matter of hours. I've figured out that I can do it, so now -- I do it all the time. The part that I forget is what a complete bastard I become post-prose. I should really take Kumar's advice ( Read more... )