$35 + a trip to the mall for their fantastic post-Christmas, mid-week sales results in:


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- One of my closest friends turned 27 today. This got me thinking -- I'm going to be 25 soon which is five years away from 30 which is when I want to have kids. To reiterate: I'm five years away from having kids. Children. I'm going to be responsible for another human life. I'm an idiot! I can barely remember to DVR The Hills and I want to have ( Read more... )

I'm trying to avoid running errands, so here's a pointless post for y'all:

- Dan and I figured out that the same person responsible for our relationship is also responsible for the relationship of David and Courteney Cox Arquette. Here's how that works:

Courteney Cox and David Arquette first met on the set of Scream, written by Kevin Williamson.
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Since last night's episode of The Hills was a recap (seriously, is there anyone who needs a recap on what has happened so far? Spencer is a tool! Heidi's an idiot! The girls look cute and drink at hot Los Angeles nightspots! We still can't figure out how Audrina and Lauren can afford their apartment!), I present for your enjoyment a list of ten ( Read more... )

I've never been incredibly personal when it comes to documenting my life online. I usually skate over reality, interjecting pop culture references and giving it a superficial sheen that goes down smooth.

So, I'm ripping off
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If I weren't doing this right now I'd be...
Doing a litany of errands, trying in vain to download mp3s of Justin Timberlake's FutureSex/LoveShow and fleshing out a piece I'm mulling over about Superman.

A phrase I use too often...
"Dude!" -- Apparently in a past life, I was Jeff Spiccoli.

I wish people would take more notice of...
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In case you missed it, you can check the episode out here. If you managed to catch it -- let's discuss:

This week's episode was somewhat mundane but probably had the best quotes so far this season.

Never did I ever think I'd find myself agreeing with Brody Jenner, but the Prince of Malibu made a good point when he said all Spencer's done lately is, " ( Read more... )

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I don't really remember high school too well. Prom, graduation, crushes, classes. It all blurs together, barely a blip in my conscience anymore. But there is one thing I remember. Driving on north on Jog at night, listening to Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American/self-titled album and looking up at the stars while waiting at red lights.

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