Lol, my last Alexander essay was like made of total fail. XD It was pretty much What. The. Fuck. for my teacher. She probably headdesked herself a few times since I had read the question wrong and started the essay in a totally different light and didn't realise it until halfway and by then I was too lazy to go back and do it again so I tried to ( Read more... )

You can not change the past ( Read more... )

I couldn't for the life of me remember the word used to describe the expedition a king goes on when he decides: "oh yuppers, let's just go to war with this country and conquer their asses ( Read more... )

Bigtimenic named his crotch area (and upper parts of his thighs) Macedon. He named his penis Alexander (after Alexander the Great) and his right tesicle Hephaistion because in the movie, Hephaistion climbed into bed with Alexander from the right side and he named his left testicle Roxane because Roxane climbed into bed with Alexander from the left ( Read more... )