Hmmmm... State of the Union or "Octopussy?" Hello, Roger Moore ( Read more... )

When asked how he thought the role of Columbo affected the rest of his acting career, Peter Falk was known to reply, "Well it ain't cancer."

"Water is now booze and everyone's titty much protally fit-shaced." - Morbo

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"I've learned that relationships succeed with forgiveness. Endless, endless forgiveness..."

Ganked from akirashima, I present:

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

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I go into work for the first time tonight. Should be interesting, but, well, "Excited and scared," to quote Little Red Riding Hood.

And just as I get started on WoW last night... ;)

Esprix --

[noun]:

A lewd street performer

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

"DeLay Lands Coveted Appropriations Spot"

OK, so let me see if I've got this all sorted out:

• Tom DeLay gets indicted on charges of illegal corporate campaign donations and has to quit as Majority Leader.
  
• As punishment, he gets the job as head of the Appropriations Committee - which deals in money.
  
• He also gets a seat on the subcommittee ( Read more... )

For all us grammar whores, I couldn't resist this "Get Fuzzy" strip, so I made it into an icon. Seriously, isn't that the reaction of anyone to whom you recommend using capital letters, proper punctuation and a less one-letter replacements for words than Prince ever did? Granted, the internet isn't always serious business, but come on ( Read more... )

In a friend's LJ where he said he was depressed because someone didn't find him attractive, oakthorne posted a brilliant reply that I thought bore saving:

The path to misery is taking subjective opinion as objective fact ( Read more... )