A few days ago, she compared her mouth to a monkey's butt when I said her mouth was red. o.o ( Read more... )

   My mom and I always have movies that we want to watch (though, they're not always the same). She always buys them on DVD and watches them at home. I asked her why she didn't go out to the theaters a while back, and she told me she didn't have anyone to go with. Naturally, I told her I'd be up for going to the movies with her. For some odd reason ( Read more... )