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Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper.You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo looks feminine to some, but not to the other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar.Where others may seem thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach the higher gospel.You preach a world where its okay for a man to go tanning.You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold bud light Mr. Abercrombie(or is it fitch)
god, it's sick how much i love guys that look like they are gay and spend more time getting ready then I do....metrosexuals are the best thing ever.
god, it's sick how much i love guys that look like they are gay and spend more time getting ready then I do....metrosexuals are the best thing ever.