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Hello, friends and err'one else!
'tis been a long time since an update, and I know I need to do this, but I haven't as of yet decided on what to blog about. I guess I will just start typing and see what happens.
Issue 1:
Got pulled over and my car was impounded. I hate cops so much.
I was almost arrested, and almost handcuffed. The cop was sure I had weed in the car, when there wasn't any. He was also persistant that I was carrying a weapon, when I wasn't armed.
Fucker.
Sorry, but he's a dickhole power hungry jerkface who i hope dies from complications arising from a chronic case of the Clap.
I want Subway for dinner. That sounds pretty good to me right now.
Speaking of food, the best breakfast for me is a yogurt cup and a nice cold, crisp apple cut into halves. Sure there's natural sugar, but those kind of carbs at that time of day give one long lasting energy. Plus the coffee and vitamin B booster I'm taking, I am sitting pretty in the morning. Plus, I like the idea of yogurt. I'm eating good bacteria that takes residence up in my body helping to fight bad bacteria. That's awesome! I need to buy some probiotics in pill form to start regulating my shizzle(pun intended).
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I just got a sale. $13 on one phone call. None too shabby, friends o' mine.
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There's this guy who works here who just grinds against my nerves like you wouldn't believe. I can instantly tell what kind of person he is from the way he talks to people, to the jokes he makes, etc. I just don't like him. Plus his face to me is like Will Farrell's face to Derek's co-worker in Stepbrothers. Haven't seen it? Watch it! NOW!
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I suppose that's it for now.
I'm gaining popularity for being a good musician. I'm going to try out to play Comfest this year. That would be DOPE!(pun intended) Then from there? Who knows!
yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep
'tis been a long time since an update, and I know I need to do this, but I haven't as of yet decided on what to blog about. I guess I will just start typing and see what happens.
Issue 1:
Got pulled over and my car was impounded. I hate cops so much.
I was almost arrested, and almost handcuffed. The cop was sure I had weed in the car, when there wasn't any. He was also persistant that I was carrying a weapon, when I wasn't armed.
Fucker.
Sorry, but he's a dickhole power hungry jerkface who i hope dies from complications arising from a chronic case of the Clap.
I want Subway for dinner. That sounds pretty good to me right now.
Speaking of food, the best breakfast for me is a yogurt cup and a nice cold, crisp apple cut into halves. Sure there's natural sugar, but those kind of carbs at that time of day give one long lasting energy. Plus the coffee and vitamin B booster I'm taking, I am sitting pretty in the morning. Plus, I like the idea of yogurt. I'm eating good bacteria that takes residence up in my body helping to fight bad bacteria. That's awesome! I need to buy some probiotics in pill form to start regulating my shizzle(pun intended).
___________________
I just got a sale. $13 on one phone call. None too shabby, friends o' mine.
___________________
There's this guy who works here who just grinds against my nerves like you wouldn't believe. I can instantly tell what kind of person he is from the way he talks to people, to the jokes he makes, etc. I just don't like him. Plus his face to me is like Will Farrell's face to Derek's co-worker in Stepbrothers. Haven't seen it? Watch it! NOW!
___________________
I suppose that's it for now.
I'm gaining popularity for being a good musician. I'm going to try out to play Comfest this year. That would be DOPE!(pun intended) Then from there? Who knows!
yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep