[Message left on Nicoleta's phone- Nikola Maric, July 11th 2011]

Nico? Nico, oi- why the fuck aren't you bastards answering your phones? Miha's being a fucking dick and won't answer my goddamn calls. And now you too, huh? The hell is going on with you assholes? I've been trying to email you, call you- You know I don't do that needy bullshit unless ( Read more... )

 Fuck, I haven't been Stateside since Miha moved here like, fucking forever ago. Why is a cup of coffee 499 dinar? That's so disturbing on so many levels and they give you- what- SIXTEEN OUNCES?

Fuck no you motherfuckers. Sixteen ounces is for pussies. Unless I'm getting sixteen ounces of pure molten AU79, I'm not paying that amount for your ( Read more... )

The professors of LU, the whole lot of them- including Mister Jared Montour and Rory Kirkland-Stewart- can each expect to have at their doorsteps delivered a bottle of what looks to be home brewed 60 proof Serbian Slivovitz (according to the nicely done up labels) and a small box of Christmas pears along with a hand written note that reads:

May your ( Read more... )