Fort Worth
Wine is chugged at 6am by Summer. She’s untalented. Serious behaviour issues are shown. Not of systemic importance. Wickie annoys. Dawn has a disaster involving moisturiser and eyelash glue. Prince Andrew is mocked. There are bad songs and no humour.

Best Lines:
“What’s up virgins?”

“Divorced dad suitelets.”
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"Silver trinket, golden charm, protect me and keep me safe from harm."

Sky decided to try to create a British version of 'Buffy' and made this show. Before it aired there was a massive and innovative ad campaign. Jemima Roper and Micheal Fassbender co starred.

Episode 1
Begins with a prologue set in the 18th century about a rich woman named Rachel ( Read more... )

Cooperland

There are Coopercons and talk of how 40 books have been written on Cooper. People wonder if the Dan Cooper name came from a Belgian/French Canadian comic called 'Dan Cooper'. This case is mysterious. This show prompts no gasps of admiration. The 'Dan Cooper' author worked with the creator of 'TinTin' and his work only was published in ( Read more... )

This critical and commercial bomb really is as bad as everyone says it is. This was largely terrible and is in no way faithful to the classic comic. Good riddance to this franchise. Sophie Turner, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult and Jessica Chastain look bored and this tale of the cursed inescapability of fate ( ( Read more... )

‘The Commuter’ trailer
Liam Neeson on a train and no believable logic.

Best Line:
“Don’t make me hurt someone you love.”

‘Freefire’ trailer
Threats of violence. No urban chic just full on conflict.

Best Line:
“We can’t all be nice girls.”

‘Hex’ 2x13 promo
The world ends.

‘Dr Seuss’ The Cat In The Hat’ (2003) promo
No.

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV spot
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‘Geostorm’ trailer
Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Andy Garcia and Ed Harris star in this action flick that looks good. This has been on the shelf for years apparently. Extreme weather threatens the world. There is a bigger international space station and regular space travel. Weather is controlled and Andy Garcia is the POTUS. There is ( Read more... )

‘Valor’ promo
This military drama looks good.

Best Lines:
“Missing isn’t an answer.”

“That decision we made? It was a mistake.”

‘Deception’ promo
A magician helps the FBI. Vinnie Jones is in this and I like this.

Best Line:
“Some money. Lots of that.”

‘The Crossing’ promo
Refugees from a war in the future show up in a small town. Intrigues.

Best Line:
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The Labyrinth
The French drama returns. William of Orange lurks, there is exposition, an orgy, non logic and Louis fawns over his mistress. There are continued poor choices and wilful strangeness and sadism. This was increasingly overwrought and unpromising. No one has amiability. Louis and his smell the fart acting and polyester wig annoys and is ( Read more... )

‘Colony’ 1x09 promo
Katie is awful and stupid. There is bleak tragedy and no emotional centre.

Best Line:
“We’re blowing up a train.”

‘Good Bye, Lenin!’ promo
Ha!

‘Catch Me If You Can’ (2002) promo
No.

‘Field Of Dream’ (1989) promo
No.

‘Doc Hollywood’ (1991) promo
No.

‘The Wedding Planner’ (2001) promo
Has no unnerving purpose.

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‘Sherlock’ promo
Mmmmm.

‘Superman Returns’ (2006) trailer
‘Superman IV: The Quest For Peace’ was better than this Marlon Brando voice-over using silly mess.

‘Daddy’s Home’ TV spot
No.

‘People I Know’ promo
Never heard of this.

Whiskey & coke - nice.
Blended scotch whiskey truffles - okay.
Mango chutney - okay.
Prune chutney - ugh.

I will review ‘Argo’ and ( Read more... )