‘His Three Daughters’ trailer
No.

‘Speak No Evil’ trailer
How unsafe they were.

Goose fat potatoes - lovely.
Cloudy lemonade - nah.
Mojito - nice
Apple & Ginger - nice.
Multi berry Twister - ok
Milk chocolate Merci- mmm.
Hazelnut cream Merci- ok.

Shut up Amanda Abbington.

20 years since ‘The Village’.

Fixed LJ issues.

‘The Secret Of Diane’s Desk’:
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The Castaways (2023) 1x01  ✈️🏝
A 5-part drama starring Sheridan Smith and based on a book. The shadow of ‘Lost’ hangs over this drama. A plane went missing and that had all the obvious consequences. There is exposition and a shockingly irresponsible, really really rough sister named Erin. She is the tormenter of her ex BIL Peter and cares not about ( Read more... )

Night Terror
Dick cop looks into the edgelord dj/possible Cult Leader. There is hostile action by hostile actors. Honey has a severe psychotic reaction. There is impact behaviour. The duo have a boss. The non Honey loon plays the fool. Honey has a terrible reaction. This is a penny stinker. The evil duo done wrong. This is abject misery and ( Read more... )

Operation Mainbrace

The final ever ep. A crazy military man causes trouble. People lie. The Americans provoke trouble. The bint wife bores. This was incoherent, dull and boring as hell. Quinn vanishes. WTF was the point of the whole message plot arc? This was ultra crap! This was axed.

Best Lines:

“No obvious source of thrust”

“Airforce idiots!”

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'Mixed-ish' promo

Ha?

'Elf' clip

An angry midget.

'Howard's Way' promo

What was this?

Flame grilled flavoured crisps - nice.

Chicken liver pate - okay.

Red Delicious apple - nice.

'Love Actually' Quote:

“Without love or agenda.”

'Man Down' Quotes:

“I don't have fond memories of the old days.”

“Jamboree of screaming and piss.”

'Sky News' Quote:

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The Courier (2020)

Benedict Cumberbactch goes for that elusive oscar in this cold war tale of spies. This is a tue story. In 1960 an ordinary businessman is asked by MI6 and the CIA to help a USSR mole smuggle info to the west. This is an extraordinarily hostile time of fallout shelters. There are pompous posh boys and the businessman travels to ( Read more... )

Marvin Gerard: Conclusion Part 1

Unwatchable. How this go from the hot new show of 1x01 to this piss?

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1x01

There is inexplicable obtuseness and idiot ball plotting and an annoying bint and Dylan Baker in this BBC1 drama. This is from TPTB who gave us 'Sherlock' and 'Dracula'. There is a yob on a train and a girl reporter who bigs up her 'talent'. ( Read more... )

'Swamp Murders' opening credits

Mmmm.

'The Nanny' trailer

No.

'Weird' trailer

Weird Al gets a biopic. No.

'The Suspect' promo

“Why would someone want to set you up for murder?”

'Resident Evil' cancelled.

I was abandoned and rejected. Certain things can't be forgiven. Some things will never be forgiven. You don't get to walk away without explanation. He ( Read more... )

'Keep Breathing' trailer

Mmmmm.

'The Railway Children Return' tv spot

“Childhood antics.”

'How To Please A Woman' promo

No.

Lemon curd yogurt - nice.

Peanut butter M&Ms - nice.

I'd try jasmine and poppy seed choc, honey and orange choc and toffee apple choc.

What's caponata?

Neve is in 'Scream 6'.

Watched another ep of 'Scouting For Girls': mmmm.

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