Title: The Celebrity Exemption
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Amy/Rory, Vastra/Jenny
Categories: Crack, Established Relationship, Friendship, Humor
Length: Medium (3,000)
Warnings: Mentions of infedelity and xenophiliac relations
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Summary: For two thousand years, the Last Centurion stood watch over the Pandorica. Nothing could deter him from his self-imposed duty. Nothing could tempt him away from his lost love. And then Charmed premiered.
Review: Amy and Rory have an exemption to their monogamous relationship. The only problems is that they failed to discuss what exactly constituted a celebrity. Rory takes advantage of their arrangements to have sex with Alyssa Milano. Amy just takes offense.
This fic is pure CRACK from beginning to end. It will have you in stitches with it's own, charmingly crazed brand of humor. What really makes it great though, is the little bits of cannon woven into the story. From the Ponds' bunk beds to 11's failed attempt at pining for Rose.
And things only get better when Vastra and Jenny steal the show with their overly loud sexcapades.
The Celebrity Exemption