Sherlock thoughts
- I'd forgotten how fucking annoying Moriarty's voice is.
- Ringtone of serious mood-jarring!
- That's probably his Mum on the line, then. Overblown shouty threats but no swearing? Gotta be family.
- Good save Irene! Go celebrate with a pretty pet, I should.
- Note to self: Go check the blog some more! Oooh, I love the puzzles.
- The true meaning of comic books? Can people not just settle for Stan Lee's Pension?
- I like those little biscuits. They perk up even an overpriced mug of hot chocolate.
- I've decided I wouldn't live with Sherlock, but I'd lend him a blowtorch.
- Woah! Unexpected iconic deerstalker is unexpected! And iconic!
- The marvellous Una is back on board as Mrs Hudson. Nobody else could sound the word "thumbs" quite like her.
- Nice landscape, shame about the corpse. Someone always dumps their rubbish in beauty spots, you know?
- Hmm, men taking Sherlock and brooking none of his nonsense. With access to a chopper. Have you been pissing off your brother again?
- So the first thing John wants to know is about Sherlock's undies. Slashers, ready your keyboards!
- The Holmes boys: bringing out my inner babysitter since
- Well hello, Sherlock flesh! Goodness, did my train of thought just get privatised!
- I do hope Irene isn't entirely evil, she sounds rather fabulous so far.
-They're staring at each other's photos. There's going to be a whole lot of mirroring going on, isn't there?
- "That's as modest as he gets," says Sherlock's PR dept.
- Well, hello, Irene's wardrobe! Anything in there for fat chicks?
- I like a man who listens to the subtext. Goodness knows everyone else is at this point!
- Traumatised vicar Sherlock is as cute as a surprisingly leonine button.
- I'm not sure you can be your own higher power. There's a whole ontological paradox...thing.
- There's some sterling eye contact there John.
- Why are there Americans? And why are they having a big bashy house invasion when they're every one of them using silencers?
- If she's not booby trapped that safe I'll be very- good!
- Noo! They killed the pretty pet! Oh, okay, but can't you at least put her in the recovery position?
- And while you're at it, you might want to put Sherlock in recovery as well. Or take him to bed, that works too. As it were. Um.
- Moff, stop inducing Massive Raging Ship Wars. I mean don't get me wrong, they're hilarious for the first couple of years, but after that...
- Thou shalt not diss Mrs Hudson!
- Refit for Historic Hospital. I'll bear that in mind.
- I'm picturing teeny Sherlock being taught how to play the National Anthem at boarding school.
- Wait, he's not seeing Sarah? Wail of protest! Though admittedly Molly's looking great.
- Shut up Sherlock, shut up right bloody now- oh, too late.
- I'm gonna go ahead and ship Molly with Irene. She'd do Molly the world of good.
- Well shit, that's the fastest my ship was ever sunk. And I was getting pretty fond of Irene as well.
- Caring is not an advantage, you moron. Caring is the point.
- Okay, Janet there needs ditching. If she can't see that a man needs to stick with his best mate at times like this- also, and most importantly, she's not Sarah.
- Maybe the web counter's an anagram? How many combinations could you get- nah, I bet you only get so many attempts.
- Watson, honey, I think you pretty much ARE the relationship before.
- Is that not-Anthea? I'm pleased to be seeing more of her.
- Power complex -> Battersea. Love it.
- Wait, so Anthea's a pretty pet? I commend someone's taste there and I'm not sure whose.
- Just because you've not been shagging his flesh doesn't mean you've not been shagging his brain. I mean, I'm not complaining, it's a lot of fun with minimal mess, I'm just saying.
- Thou shalt not diss or threaten Mrs Hudson! And thou shalt not make her cry, lest Sherlock take an interest in thy arteries.
- Watson, honey, your counsellor voice is great for Mrs Hudson, not so much for Sherlock.
- Would an X-ray affect the data on a camera phone?
- Please, there'll be sod all in that safety deposit box.
- The phone's her life! Look at the alphanumeric pad! L=5 I=4 F=3 and E=3. 5433.
- Hamish would be cute, and have really good bone structure.
- 007: Obvious James Bond joke in 3...2...1...
- Mycroft, stop getting tanked and sort it!
- No, actually Coventry's kind of meh. Well, the Leofric hotel was, anyway.
- Passenger jet. Coventry. Oh, *shit*. Yup, there we go.
- Gods, I hope these are all corpses. Oh, nicely done, Mycroft.
- 8 seconds, actually. Because he just wants to impress a pretty girl.
- So you've let yourself get in hock to Jim Moriarty? Oh, Irene, duck you were doing so well.
- hbghbgnhbgnhbng <- My head covers quite a lot of the keyboard, it turns out.
- There is no part of pirate!Sherlock that doesn't tickle me.
- Oh, Watson, you suck at lying. And my tiny ginger heart is breaking.
- Does anyone else remember those ads for Fry's Turkish Delights in the 80s? With the ridiculous sword swing just to cut the sweet? Apart from that, good rescue!