-Arthur, your devotion to Merlin is kind of cute, but I'm with your knights. Quest! Questy-quest quest!
- Aww, he's all frozen and pitiful.
- I like any man alive to the possibilities of a roadside snack!
- "Woe is me, for I have left my boyfriend alone with that knight he keeps sneaing off with."
- I'm amused at all the water-related ladies that fall over Merlin. And Lancelot is easily impressed by silkily-voiced bubbles.
- Dead Gribbly or Cave gribbly? This is like my last Guild duty!
- Gosh, the CGI's improving, isn't it? Though a dark cave probably hides a multitude of sins.
- This would be scarier if naked molerats weren't so darn cute.
- Er, Agravaine is supposed to be evil, right? Because frankly he's got a fair point- I doubt they've got Roman-style santiation in there.
- Hey, Gwen gets to do something but look vaguely troubled and supportive!
- Comparing Lance's performance with his pole compared to Arthur's? Ah, Merlin, you make this all so easy.
- Communal knightly bathing scene and you can't even lose the chainmail?
- Er, Morgana? Evil and a hairbrush are not mutually exclusive.
- Must not pet porly Uther. Must not pet poorly Uther...
- Interesting. Nathaniel Parker is naturally really charming, but he's dialling it back as hard as he can while playing a character that's trying to capitalise on it.
- Gaius mentally running through a selection of antidotes he can feed her.
- I reckon Merlin just likes being able to use magic in front of witnesses.
- Morgana on the other hand needs to get a grip. That would hardly be the first guard she'd stabbed while sneaking round in a hood. The wall thing makes too much noise. Also, you'd have thought the guards would patrol in pairs.
- Avgravaine's guards are all "oh aye? Pretty serving girl in the private chambers? You go for it, bloke who's one pair of curly slippers away from being Grand Vizier!"
- Gwen's brother got the Speechify gene.
- Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Gaius gets his hero on!
- Okay gentlemen, who fails at staying awake to keep a fire going?
- "Kilgarrah? Yeah, it's the boss. Need a flamethrower, mate."
- Not sure if sarcastic...
- It's time to beat on an old woman then. Hey, maybe sacrifice her?
- Aww, he's being surprisingly matey with the dragon there. A little gratitude, finally!
- Quiet? Is Gwaine capable?
- I think Arthur just wheezed with joy.
- They've still got too many legs to be Wyverns. Standards, people, standards!
- "Oi, scaly! Dragonlord say no!"
- Yeah, definitely time to beat on the old lady.
- Someone clonk Arthur over the head, sharpish! Oh, that works too. Loving the way this entire fellowship appears to work on a "Don't Ask, Don't Spell too loudly" basis.
- Oh Hells No! SIR HOTNESS!!
- Well...I guess that, uh, I guess that solves the ol' love triangle.
- Dear Morgana, please stop looking like you're about to snog Agravaine. Seriously, ick.
- Er, Gaius, your track record at hiding stuff from Morgana is extensive but pretty damn rubbish.
- Next week- Uther kicking arse!