Doctor Who thoughts- now with more squared!
- I feel like I should know Sanderson and Graiger.
- I'm oddly chuffed that Craig and Sophieare still together.
- "No-one is coming to help me" is Craig's Summon Doctor spell.
- He will never shush, Craig. Not even a little bit.
- Sorry, shop assistant. You're toast. Cybertoast, even.
- Doctor, do NOT get this baby taken and swapped with a ganger, okay?
- Definitely no off switch pm humans.
- Stormageddon, Dark Lord Of All! Yeah, Someone's probably going to have to deal with you in twenty years.
- Important to check the neighbours for humanity, I always find. And also any tendencies to partying.
- The term "Farewell tour" is deeply upsetting.
- Underdeveloped brain, huh? Sorry, our Craig. You're getting shu- ah, there we go.
- "Boring stuff like lamps and vegetables" This does seem to be the Doctor's natural habitat, doesn't it?
- Pet the robot dog! Robot dogs make everything better.
- Is that a list of missing people? Oh dear gods, clearly Colchester CID suck.
- I'd like to commend Stormageddon on his sarcastic gurgle. Possibly because I like typing his name.
- Craig, mate, that was not the lights.
- Don't look, just snog. Trust me, I've had a lot of milage from that advice in my time.
- If there's one thing I love about this series, it's all about ordinary people being full of extraordinary courage.
- Silver rat thing? Wait, are we talking Cybermats? Is there such a thing as a scared squee? A squared, sort of thing?
- Yeah, we all know there'll be remote control Cybermats out by Christmas. Crack on, BBC.
- The staff all love him to pieces. I've had a few odd coworkers meself.
- Wow, the universe is pretty damn evil. All right, Ponds!
- Also, I'd rather get Rory's autograph. You know those cheap arse Romans coins you get from the museum? Yeah, on the packet of one of them.
- Perfume model. Or possibly perfumier. Perfumeuse? Sodomy non sapiens on that one.
- Yeah, definitely sensing the BBC's next bit of merch.
- Nagging sense of spiritual emptiness? Stop reading my autobiography, Doctor!
- The stars should be wonderful, but that self-epitaph breaks my heart.
- Alfie's not joining in the running, Doctor. The spirit is willing, but...
- Shielded from metaphasic energy? There's an app for that.
- Sorry, how strong would he have to be? Worried father strong or secretly Cybernised strong?
- Tomorrow? So soon?
- Hello, massive underground base! I'm picturing cyber-silurians now. And bloody cool they'd look too.
- Oh no! craig! Come on, you're so strong!
- Yes! Cry, Stormageddon! Go for it! Summon your not-Mum!
- Yes, it was love. Get over it. Grossly sentimental though it indubitably is.
- The blue envelopes and the Stetson. Well, sod it all.
- "Doctor!" Oh, Sophie has so busted Craig.
- If nothing else, the TARDIS will stick by you. Though I'l bet it takes several tries to get to the lake.
- Er, what? So River wasn't manipulated or triggered, she was straight up drugged and kidnapped. While the Silence loom menacingly but slight ineffectually Gah.