Me: I'd like an (unnecessarily complicated drink order)
Barista: Okay, that's one (unnecessarily complicated drink order). Would you like another one for free?
Me: side-eyes the speaker box ... Sure ( Read more... )

Except when you find out that a group of researchers in Spain named their local hard drive "Frodo". Then you just have to laugh in glee.

I kind of hate you because your English blows massive donkey.

Humans can access the number of digital information currently is more than a decade ago.

I'm pretty sure that means, roughly, "Humans can access more digital information now than they could a decade ago." I could be wrong, though, and it could actually mean "Bovine DNA bears a striking ( Read more... )

A: When it's a midget Jehovah's Witness locked in a closet by an autistic child in Alabama.

I laughed so hard at that at work today. Except it was a full story about the day that the child's older sister had, only to come home early from work to discover the poor man in the closet. Another high point: the child calling both the sister and the ( Read more... )

I'm going to put most of my rambling under a cut, to hopefully spare you a) pain and/or b) disgust.

( Under which I complain about work, despite my enjoyment of getting paid... )

I'm just... working on stuff. I've got at least two posts mentally sorted out, I just need to gather the linkage and decide on final formatting. Yeah, they might even be interactive, and at least one will involve lots of pictures. Pictures of Japanese dudes, most likely, and not just idols. Mostly. But no pictures of food ( Read more... )

I might have at least a part-time job in the spring ( Read more... )

Well, I turned in the B&N application today and got a call for an interview on Tuesday. I might be closer to actually having a positive cash flow ( Read more... )