( Hahahahahahahahaha OH GOD WHY )

right now, two shades south of yellowKimura walked onto the balcony and looked around. Sighting his goal, he went left, towards the figure leaning on the railing and seemingly not caring he had company ( Read more... )

Title: Nepenthēs
Pairings/Groups: Nagase/Koki, mentioned Mabo/Ohno and Aiba/Yoko; Koyama and Tegoshi cameos
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Loads of rampant BFFery, mentions of Sensual Anal Probes of Joy, memory loss, pandas.
Summary: It's easy to remember, but sometimes easier to left things forgotten.
Word Count/Notes: 4,639 words. Notes: For xxxx [NAME ( Read more... )

Title: The Cool Dreams of the Hotter Fuzz
Groups/Pairings: TOKIO, Arashi, blink-and-you'll-miss-it mention of Higashiyama
Rating: PG-13/R
Warnings: Language that pushes it to an R, if an American movie; a touch of insanity; total genfic.
Summary: Sandford is practically self-destructing with their new police transfer, but how are those heathens in ( Read more... )

And the thrilling epic conclusion...

( Yup, still going. )

And part two.

( Yes, there is more. )

Well, here's part one.

( What did I do?! )

( In which we meet a hero of our story, and also the Death Gator, who is decidedly not Gator-ish )

( In which we meet the Hare, no tortoise in sight )