Lightning Makes All the Difference
Yesterday there was some famous surfer at Wild Rivers. Some people were very riled up about it. One Sunny Garcia, anyone heard of him? I saw him.. he had lots of tattoos.
Last night there was totally thunder and lightning and rain. I loved it no end. No really. I want to live somewhere where they get thunder and lightning every day.
Some random kids from Las Vegas hung out with us at diedrichs. There was Joe the guy who got jessie all drugged up and boned her, and man he kept peeling in and out of the parking lot no end.. everyone was terrified he'd smash into their cars or a building, and generally found it very unfavorable behavior. Then there was Joe's girlfriend Allison, who he surely was cheating on when he boned Jessie; and there was this big cuban guy.
When I got there I was like hmm.. something seems different.. its unusually pleasant... omg Mike the Horrible Human isn't here!! He later showed up and I gave him some of my steel reserve because he asked and I do what I can even for my sworn enemies. I'm twice as rightious as thou art. He had shaven off his mohawk to throw off the cops, so now he looks skinhead core. I think I'll try to put him in an awkward situation with some black gangstas.
I swear there could totally be a daily half hour tv show about the adventures of the diedrichs crew.
Sean Wallitch and I were discussing The Pirate Movie
(A) I think it would have been much much better if the skulls didn't have eyes. That was wholly unnecessary.
(B) It totally followed existing Disney traditions in things such as the two goofy henchmen (two sets here actually, the glass-eye pirate and his friend, and then the two royal marines), and the governor and his daughter were totally the princess / king set from any number of disney animated movies.
(C) So it is my impression the cursed pirates were skeletons in the moonlight because thats how they would REALLY look at that point if it weren't for the curse.. except for their lame little eyeballs but yea... so why then did Cpt Sparrow suddenly look like a skeleton seconds after he was cursed??
(D) So the cursed pirates were immortal and all but invincibal, sounds like a deal to me.
(E) And they dropped "Bootstraps" to the bottem of the sea.. he was already cursed at the time. It is proven that the cursed pirates are just fine at the bottem of the sea. Therefore Bootstrap OBVIOUSLY survived that little adventure. In the 17 years since I'd imagine he prolly got himself free and by movie time was rockin out in brazil or something.
(F) why the fuck did they specifically need bootstrap blood to donate to the gold??
(G) we think sparrow and That Girl totally boned while on the island, despite the movie's best efforts to imply they did not.
(H) I saw the movie with Anna so uhh I didn't catch much else then what I here commented. errrr ::shifty eyes::
(I) But why's the rum gone??
(J) Just kidding about H... I uh totally caught most of the movie. (=