So I thought my parents were being all cool with me this summer and not harassing me about whatever I do, but I guess it just seemed that way because I happened to always be coming home before two. Last night I was out till 4am and my parents were/are hella pissed about it. Psha on that.
THIS is the coolest website that ever graced the planet. Its like.. a holy shrine for me or something. All of life's most important secrets can be answered there like the epic "what the fuck does 211 mean???"
Last night we all bollocksed around at diedrichs forever.. had the free pizza hut as usual. Unfortunately most of it was Mike tHH and the other guys being really juvinile and harassing Anna, frankly I think that got really old really fast.
Allison, the girl from Las Vegas, ended up running off to try to get arrested on purpose because she had absolutely nowhere to stay. She's way hard core like that. Did I mention that when I met her yesterday she was trying to find someone who would fight her for money? Yea craziness. She's into hip-hop, whats up with that?
And speaking of forgetting to mention things, Matt Morgan totally tried to dye his hair black the other day (it was bleached) but (drunkenly) bought blue hair dye by mistake.. now his hair is blue and he thinks he'll get fired. Matt: "Hey Abby, if I get fired can you pick me up from work today?" Abby: "What time are you going to get fired?"
Last night I had this dream; I was walking through a castle and there was a tapestry on the wall with all these knights on it and their names, like "Lord Worcestershire" and "Lord Liecester" and shiznaz, and then there was "Knight of the Pastries." I kid you not. I was like "wtf?"
Then I woke up and it was totally pouring outside.. god I love the rain
Now I gotta scramble to make it to work on time aaa.