1. I were cast in To Kill a Mockingbird. In fact, there are more female roles available than I expected there to be. Maybe this is my big chance to impress David Morgan.
2. I had more clothes and more pairs of boots. I didn't say I'll actually buy them, I just said I wouldn't mind if I had them.
3. I HAD THE INTERNET AT HOME. Seven weeks without it, and counting.
4. I got that job at UVU in the theater department.
5. Andy Sherwin would quit being a douche. Shrug.
6. We had an approved set for Urinetown so we could actually get things done.
6.5. We actually had rehearsal tracks at our disposal so we could actually learn our music.
7. I could have my wedding pictures, please.
8. I had a dog named Mops who looks like this:
Luckily, this will happen in the next few years, even if it can't happen now.
9. I could go back to England this summer.
10. I had some Thai food to eat right now.