‘The witches and wizawds of the Wizengamot have pwonounsed yow vewdict!’

There was faint tittering across the courtroom but Scrimgeur silenced it with a glare.

‘For cwimes against the Wizawding wowld, you will weceive the Dementow’s Kiss!’

Severus blinked. He did not recall Scrimgeur having an annoying speech defect, but no one else seemed to ( Read more... )

I tend to let my mind wonder while I'm cooking something that requires my presence in the kitchen, but it doesn't need constant watching. Just as i was finishing up, this little thing popped up and it wouldn't go away. It doesn't have any smut though...

( The Saddest Words )