Hey, Will here with a Quick one The celebration of Abraham Lincolns birthday.
Abraham Lincoln was one of the greatest presidents in United States history leading the north to victory against the confederacy (the guys approving slavery) during the civil war not to mention he Got rid of slavery in the 13th amendment to the Constitution. Things were looking good for Lincoln with a kickin pad called the white house which he still haunts, low rider carriage, bitches and hoes, that was until he was assassinated by a man who had a gay policemen mustache, summarized in this shitty painting
Whore score and two wenches ago oh shi-
Lincoln was the first U.S president to be assasinated, but My favorite and possibly most accurate portrayl of this great man was in the T.V show Police Squad Which later became the naked gun movies. If you haven't seen them I recommend them.
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Rex Hamilton was the best lincoln ever!
So let's drink to this fantastic man, and his poorly maintained beard, without him there would probably still be slavery in the states.
Come back tommorrow, I bet that something will be celebrated!