Foof muffin and I, and our
endless supply of
children and pets are house sitting for Los Rondos. Bela blew up our house so, yeah, we need somewhere to stay where there aren't any ass grabbing bellboys or fat dudes ready to kill me for a soda.
Bela has been confined to a cage. How he keeps getting out, I don't fucking know! But it's pissing me off. I just cuffed him to the cage.
I also notcied him and Broosh got a lot bigger. Fucking Rivendell water.
Also. about the one couch. No disrespect to Elrond & Elrond, it may just be the freaks that recently vacated or the year old Cheetos and unidetifiable substance under the cushions but:
THIS COUCH SMELLS LIKE ASS!
This is going to take a lot of Lysol.