*grumble*
Celeborn: A Fucking Meme brought to you by the letter 'bribery'.
Ahem, Celeborn:
Doesn't think anyone will actually a) give a fuck or b) read this besidesthe briber.
Thinks this is lame and is kicking the inside of my skull.
Apologizes for the first couple months of lameless when first entering MESPT. We just like to pretend that never happened.
Shaves his legs because he hates the stupid scratchy feeling. Also
he thinks it looks ugly when he wants to dance in his Spiderman
underwear.
Loves fucking Glorfie.
Also, loves Glorfie. More than anybody.
Still loves his Igia twist-a-braid. That much from the past he will still acknowledge. But his new-found obsessive passion is Lysol wipes.God bless them.
He takes bubblebaths and plays with a rubber duckie. He tried to
hide this fact from Glorfie many times.
Adores Finduilas. It was implied once in a thread long ago that they had slight crushes on each other. But they're drunks, what do they know?Also they have more fun being panicky alcholics and making fun of other people.
Used to be really good friends with Jade and Nelys. Nelys disappearedand Jade got new friends and got busy and all Mandosian, while Cel had journal issues. He still loves her though.
Hates Dorys. Whenever she calls for Glorfie he tells her: "He's dead. This time I'm SERIOUS."
Loves Kylie Minouge music. Has the DVD. I'm so fucking serious.
Has a strange sex life. Really. This has been proved by Glorf's mun.Where do you think the pink negligee came from?
Thinks Glorfie secretly wishes he was Elrond. Wants to hit Elrond
over the head with a spatula.
When married to Galadriel he had many duties, such as: taking coats
from guests, saying how beautiful she was everyday at noon, keeping silent and looking like Marton Csokas.
Doesn't want to discuss old affair with Thranduil.
Wants to hug Sauron.
OK, he had the hots for Goldberry damnit. Jesus, she's hot.
Likes very few people. However he is very fond of: Glorfie, Finduilas,Goldberry, Sauron, Earwen, Isildur (Fort Nacho, yo), Nelys, Jade,his children, Florence, Danielle, Elrohir, Arwen, and Rumil (the pink-haired one. Even though they don't talk, he reads the threads.)
Is fucking bored and thinks this should end now.
Questions? Concerns? Ask an eight ball.