My scissors and I managed to get all the way to Schipol in Amsterjam without being picked up by the scanners in Bristol. And the metal detector beeped me in Schipol when I had exactly the same clothes on when I went through in Bristol.

Then I got violated searched rather more roughly than usual, the woman even searched under my bra! I was like: "; ( Read more... )

( [serious business] )

My step-dad is a buttface. Usually we get on as well as you might expect seeing as I've lived with him and mum pretty much since I was 5. So I'm used to his man-bitch ways ( Read more... )

Seeing as I'm bored of German homework, I decided to tell you about Tim being what he is best at: a butthead, yet hilariously, hilariously funny.

Scenario:

Mum, Tim in a french maid costume and youngish man go to Bank ( Read more... )

I wuz tagged by ghonchi

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
4. Tag three people
5. If you're not tagged, you can still take it ^^

'Kay, I tag... um. sheeana797, grungy_hamster aaaand. um. barneyr because I haven't talked to you lot lately ^^ Okay, okay, so I closed my eyes and jabbed ( Read more... )