My scissors and I managed to get all the way to Schipol in Amsterjam without being picked up by the scanners in Bristol. And the metal detector beeped me in Schipol when I had exactly the same clothes on when I went through in Bristol.

Then I got violated searched rather more roughly than usual, the woman even searched under my bra! I was like: "; ( Read more... )

LOL MUM I SORRY.

I JUST SPAT MILK ALL OVER YOUR LAPTOP.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DELICIOUS COW'S MILK IS MORE DELICIOUS THAN DELICIOUS GOAT'S MILK.

DELICIOUS SUGAR PUFFS ALSO.

I'm looking for pictures of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Itachi, Kisame and Jiraiya for an instruction manual on how to play my game, and failing miserably XDDDD I have a massive folder of pics, but they all seem to be either drawings of side views of the characters, don't look very like the anime characters or they're having hawt boy smex. ( Read more... )