Fresh Flowers

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One day I couldn't stand it any longer. "Why don't you ever bring me flowers?" I asked.

"What's the point?" my husband said. "They die after about a week."

"So could you," I shot back, "but I still like having you around."

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remember how I thought some french women were crazy cuz they were going around in mini skirts and boots without any leggings? well I guess for all it's worth, I might as well have joined the club, according to my friends ( Read more... )

heh. saw some Valentine's Day jokes from RD and I thought they were kinda cute.

link here. Can't decide which I prefer between the 2nd and the 3rd hehe. And the geeky one is also awfully funny!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience ( Read more... )

got this from RD. Assuming the source was reliable, it makes for a pretty funny story. d=

Iran, Then I Ate Had Iran only served an appetizer, it might now own the record for the world's largest sandwich ever. The 1,500-meter-long hero was stuffed with chicken and ostrich meat. But before it was measured, people began thinking, Mmmm, ostrich … Soon ( Read more... )

When my neighbor's granddaughter introduced me to her young son, Brian, I said to him, "My grandchildren call me Mimi. Why don't you call me that too ( Read more... )

During a break at the plant where I'm employed, I walked by a friend who works with computers. He was sitting at his desk with his feet propped up, staring straight ahead as if in a trance. When he didn't stir as I passed, I asked, "Are you all right?"

He blinked, smiled and said, "I'm on screensaver."

-- Albert F. Becker

heh sounds kinda like ( Read more... )

because Buzan wanted me to try writing poems for fun d ( Read more... )

The Forbes Fictional 15

The S&P 500 is down about 40% over the last 12 months. There have been nearly 190,000 layoffs at America's 500 largest companies in just the last six weeks. And the U.S. government is spending a trillion dollars to keep the economy afloat ( Read more... )

What communication pattern do crashwire and okkar use to talk to each other?
-g2g.