screensaver
During a break at the plant where I'm employed, I walked by a friend who works with computers. He was sitting at his desk with his feet propped up, staring straight ahead as if in a trance. When he didn't stir as I passed, I asked, "Are you all right?"
He blinked, smiled and said, "I'm on screensaver."
-- Albert F. Becker
heh sounds kinda like my zyfie!