UPDATE ON ELLAKITE'S "HEALTH" (JOKING)
(Saying right up front: the following is meant as a "gag" for therealljidol. The described injury has *NOT* occurred to me in Real Life.)
November 4, 2016
A fixture of The Real LiveJournal Idol (therealljidol) is no more... and a much-beloved meme is likely to follow suit as a result.
On Monday, October 4th, 2016, swirlsofblue invoked the "FRIST!" meme. As usual, ellakite tried to vent his spleen at the individual who had invoked his meme without permission. However, as can be seen here, the outlet for the organ had become completely clogged due to disuse... and as a result, the organ ruptured from the strain.
Despite the best efforts of the surgeons at New York Presbyterian Hospital, it our sad duty to announce that the organ could not be saved; ellakite's spleen passed away a few hours later.
The medical staff have also announced that the spleen's host body (ellakite) is expected to survive this ordeal, but there hardly seems to be any point: without a spleen to vent, the host body is no longer capable of declaring people as being dead to him... thus throwing the continuation of the "Dead to ellakite" meme and its associated sharing of cookies into grave jeopardy.
Can the "Dead to ellakite" meme be saved? Should the meme be saved? Who knows? Who cares? And... What about Naomi?
For the answer to these and other questions--
(does the crosstown bus stop here?)
-- please stay tuned to the Ellakite News Network!
November 4, 2016
A fixture of The Real LiveJournal Idol (therealljidol) is no more... and a much-beloved meme is likely to follow suit as a result.
On Monday, October 4th, 2016, swirlsofblue invoked the "FRIST!" meme. As usual, ellakite tried to vent his spleen at the individual who had invoked his meme without permission. However, as can be seen here, the outlet for the organ had become completely clogged due to disuse... and as a result, the organ ruptured from the strain.
Despite the best efforts of the surgeons at New York Presbyterian Hospital, it our sad duty to announce that the organ could not be saved; ellakite's spleen passed away a few hours later.
The medical staff have also announced that the spleen's host body (ellakite) is expected to survive this ordeal, but there hardly seems to be any point: without a spleen to vent, the host body is no longer capable of declaring people as being dead to him... thus throwing the continuation of the "Dead to ellakite" meme and its associated sharing of cookies into grave jeopardy.
Can the "Dead to ellakite" meme be saved? Should the meme be saved? Who knows? Who cares? And... What about Naomi?
For the answer to these and other questions--
(does the crosstown bus stop here?)
-- please stay tuned to the Ellakite News Network!