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[elixxir]

Lord, I spent the morning trapped in a training session that was so boring it literally gave me the shits. True story. I was fine before I went into the meeting but throughout the whole thing my bowels were attempting the lambada. As soon as it was over? Totally fine again

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[anita_drink]

"Get in shape without setting foot in a gym" - I would imagine that they intend for you to WALK in their shoes, which very well COULD get you in shape without going to the gym. Just sayin'...

And AHAHAHAHAHAHA FratBoy!!!

[elixxir]

Yeah but you know there's a league of fat people out there with their feet up and a giant hoagie in their mouths who are staring in wonder at their magic shoes and wondering why they aren't getting any skinnier just sitting there. :p

[anita_drink]

Then maybe target your grr at the silly fat people!

[elixxir]

But would they be so silly if there weren't all these 'you don't have to work hard to get results' advertising always being thrown at them?

[thistoshallpass]

wow, now I know why you love Fratbot he is such a romantic
hahaha

[elixxir]

Right?!! It's all unicorns and glitterbombs of love around here... :p

[etcet]

The only way to get in shape is to work harder. A lot harder. There is no magic pill or potion or shoe that will do the work for you

A FUCKING MEN.

I kick ass because I fucking well have to. Same as you.

The shortcut is straight fucking through...

.... the shit.

[elixxir]

Well truth be told I've been decidedly non-ass-kicky lately. More with the sitting on the couch wishing these last 5 lbs away which is strangely not working so well. I'm not going to be much of a nemesis to you if I don't get off my ass again soon.

Hey now, I think I just found my motivation again... :)

[nights_promise]

I looked into the pie thing, and decided that I couldn't afford $35 for a single pie!

[elixxir]

Well yeah, in that sense it is a lot. But I would donate $35 to a charity I believe in, and this way I get a free pie too!

[vapidblonde]

Hahaha fratboy is smrt!

I totally want the shoes, is that wrong? hahaha then again I walk lots so they'd probably at the very least do the usual things that shoes do.

[elixxir]

I think that might be why I'm so choad punchy about it...cuz I actually want the shoes too but I don't want to be lumped in with the losers who will believe wearing these shoes means you don't really have to exercise. :p

[vapidblonde]

We'll walk and be skinny they won't we still win yes?
THEN WHATS THE PROBLEM?
hahahaha!

[anita_drink]

THIS!

And I want the shoes, too.